Dedra Nevills

americanophile. hot drink obsessive. headphones&words. Colonel Catastrophe of the Catwars.

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#ReplaceMovieTitleWithRatchet Paranormal Ratchetivity.

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I immediately look in my rearview mirror when I pass a cop.

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YOCO = You Only Cute Online

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Why be in a relationship if you still have a single person's mentality?

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Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing... now it's just like... "oh wow, she's pregnant too?"

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Ladies, don't come outside lookin like a pack of skittles. Aint nobody wanna see no red weave, green nails, and YELLOW teeth!

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I would like to go up to a fortune teller and SLAP her in the face and say "bet you didnt see that coming Hoe!"

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Some of yall hoes need to stop getting on your knees to suck penis and start getting on your knees to talk to Jesus!!!

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If you tYpE LiKe ThiZz, you deserve to be smacked with a dictionary.

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I wanna throw a grenade at Bruno Mars girl

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1-800-CHOKE-DAT-HOE!!!

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Saying "bitch" after proving your point.

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Rule #1 about Twitter. Don't give a fuck about what anyone on here says about you. these people don't know you so fuck their opinion

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I ignored your call 3-4 times in a row and all of a sudden, a BLOCKED call pops up, who the H E L L you tryna fool? I know thats yo ass.

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Sweatpants & hoodies. I like that shit.

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White Guy: Babe you cold? Heres my jacket. Black Guy:You cold? Ain't nobody Tell yo ass to come outside with no jacket, tryna be cute!

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How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg*, '' Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done.

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Me: awww cute dog *walks closer* BARK BARK BARK BARK Me: well, fuck you too you ugly piece of shit!!

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?White ???? ?Chinese ? ?Indian ? ?Mexican ? ?Straights ? ?Gays ? ?Lesbians ?? ?Animals ???? ?Alien ? ?Black person ?? Oh ?

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These hoes going BROKE trying to look RICH. ACT your WAGE!