Martine Ulrick

[Martine Ulrick @MartineUlrick]

@MagenBenevkif Send this to someone with zero context and don't reply to them

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@TorieGenetzq0 If this had a plot twist ending what would it be

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わわわ、気づいたらたくさんフォローして頂いてありがとうございます。ただ こんな事本当にあったんですよーって こんなヤバい義母いますよーって事を時を経てやっと話せるようになったので いつも読む側だったのですが、よし！私もスレッド呟いて とんでもない話を記録しておこうと思い…

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@DeniseBevicqh2 this is the benchmark everything else on my feed is measured against now...

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Congratulations 🎉 on your success Nicholas!!

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@RubiKatoswz Why is this literallyy me every single time

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@MicheleJafap7x the urge to send this to my ex right now is destroying me

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tiệm make ở ô trấn làm chứng cho chai kem lót này #Ositree #kemlottrietsac #kemlot

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@FelipaKrukiel whoever said x is dying clearly hasnt seen this post

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AAnyways more lore soon.s I’ve been made fun of on the internet since I was 9 for, if you know me you might’ve seen my old posts as Kittygirl and uh- people thought it was a cheap attempt of drawing sans au’s as women. So- yeah.

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@TillieKleinman wait go back to 0:08 and tell me that's not intentional

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Replying to No! As a July Cancer my fave was a June Cancer. At our core we were the same person we never argued and he was able to understood and anticipated my needs. Right person wrong time. 😞

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Mi piace pensare che, per una volta almeno, sia il tempo ad attendere noi e non il contrario. Ad avere premura di non rovinare tutto per un suo istante fuori posto. Perché tu sai che basta un istante fuori posto a rovinare di colpo tutto il resto.

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@JeffryBartvs this hit different and i don't say that lightly

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Asli apa edittan kira-kira? 🤨 #BooyahMerdeka #FreeFire #mrtauseef

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The Absolute Chaos of My Internal Monologue 3 AM: 'I wonder if penguins have knees? Let me research the entire evolutionary history of flightless birds for the next four hours.' 9 AM: 'How do I open a PDF? What is a calendar?

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Non appena hai la lucida percezione che una persona ti mancherebbe se non ci fosse cambia la natura del tuo puzzle mentale. Una donna che fa la differenza come prima cosa crea questa differenza. Si accomoda Nell’Anima e stravolge i tuoi Incastri ..