Alex Martini

Writer, editor, old, disgusted. 'Always remember: We walk in hell gazing at the flowers' --Kobayashi

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@ask_sixt Btw abandoning someone on a small road without transport and then refusing to either provide assistance, a replacement car, or a taxi may be an inconvenience to you. For me it was a little more serious

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

There is a reason why @SixtRentACar has a 26 percent approval from customers. These people are nasty and crooked. One can almost forgive crooked. But nasty in the bargain makes them the worst car rental company anywhere. Stay away

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@ask_sixt Ok still waiting. Been 24 hours. Missed my flight. Any assistance?

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@SixtRentACar it's been 12 hours since you towed the rental after it had a puncture and left me stranded. You are going to give me a replacement this morning ... Right? Or pay for a taxi to airport? Or ... Any kind of assistance. Right?

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@ask_sixt Hi. 24 hours now. I'm still waiting for your replacement vehicle or assistance. My flight leaves Heathrow in 2 hours and I'm still in Cornwall. You have my number. I've logged 28 calls with you.

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@SixtRentACar Today you abandoned me on the side of the road with my daughter while you had your car towed because it had a puncture. you have refused to offer another car and didn't even organise for a taxi. Just left us on the side of the road. 7 hours of calls later and no help

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@SixtRentACar @SixtRentACar you literally left a customer stranded on the side of the road because one of your cars had a puncture. And refused to even get me a taxi or a replacement vehicle.

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@SixtRentACar
My car had a puncture. It was towed. 28 calls and 8 hours later and you are still refusing to give me a car.

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@SixtRentACar @SixtRentACar And now 7 hours later, you have refused to help me in any way. You left a customer stranded on the side of the road without help, guidance, or assistance

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@SixtRentACar @SixtRentACar you provided me no taxi, no car, left me stranded on the side of the road while the tow truck took my car away.

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@SixtRentACar I am now going to miss my flight home. You have offered no solutions despite me spending over 5 hours on calls.

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@VanJones68 Your country is bombing them into the stone age and you're whining that they can't watch Instagram? You fucking genocidal ghoul

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@piersmorgan Did you expect them just to die quietly? Also. Since they had them and never used them until you carpet bombed their cities, it may be an indication they aren't interested in wars of aggression. Unlike your cohort who seem a little too keen to keep invading other nations.

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@dbongino So the head of counterterrorism is misleading me? That's ... Concerning.

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@DNIGabbard Does imminent mean in the next 399 years? Of course it does, because words are meaningless to people without honor, integrity, or morals.

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@kajakallas Never saw a war she didn't want your kids to die in. Or brown kids to get blown up in.

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@JamieMetzl Could you show us the human rights case to killing 160 school girls in a school? If you could use an illustration too, because some of us are still in remedial school. Thanks!

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@marcorubio On a scale of 1 to 10, how close were the girls you mass butchered to building a nuclear bomb? It's a good thing men like you don't believe in all that God stuff. Or human stuff.

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@JamieMetzl Shocker. A person from the world's most populous nation killed during a carpet bombing attack on a civilian population. You, sir, are asking all the right questions. This is the kind of deep thinking we should all aspire to.

[Alex Martini @MartiniAlex]

@Nigel_Farage Do you take orders directly from Tel Aviv or do they come via proxy?