Chris

Just a New York City Kid 6 years into my 7 year world domination plan......

[Chris @MartiniChris]

@taenamors During End Game, when Captain Marvel and the mavens of Marvel were gonna help bring the gauntlet to the ugly van.. grown men boo’d LOUDLY because women were about to do something important. Sooooo. I’m guessing that could also be it.

[Chris @MartiniChris]

@DaddyInHD damn you’re so hot. Watched all your videos. Played with my hole wishing it was yours

[Chris @MartiniChris]

I’ve already started texting friends who work at the Knicks and MSG organization for invites to the parties.

[Chris @MartiniChris]

WE DID IT. WE WON.

[Chris @MartiniChris]

I love being a plus one at premium an open bar event. I’m having my old friend grey goose and it taste like my college years and 20s

[Lurdinha Indelicada @Ifuseekbrit_]

Houve uma época em que as divas pop entregavam esse nível de performance em qualquer programa de televisão.

[Chris @MartiniChris]

My mother asked me if I was hungover … and was SHOCKED that I’m not. Cause she is feeling like death. She asked for tips to cure it and got annoyed when I told her this was outside my wheelhouse.

[Chris @MartiniChris]

Update: I’m seven vodkas deep. And hungry. I need pizza ASAP

[Chris @MartiniChris]

My mom asked me to skip the gym tomorrow so I can go run errands with her.. ma’am. Summer is coming. My gay ass can’t afford days off right now. It’s high alert. Pride month is in 6 weeks

[Chris @MartiniChris]

My mother’s tolerance for booze is sooo low. It’s kind of embarrassing. She is four proseccos deep and wasted. I’m five double vodkas deep and I’m totally fine. She is embarrassing the brand

[Chris @MartiniChris]

This man at the gym smells like raw onions

[Chris @MartiniChris]

The guy who played Colossus in X-Men 2 did things to my 21 year old self.

[blue @bluebrit28]

I love how they knew they were about to make HEADLINES the whole year afte this performance... lmao the way Britney Spears giggling the whole this rehearsal

[blue @bluebrit28]

The last truly fcking nasty nasty bad pop girl... Britney Spears

[wayBackinTimes @waybackintimes]

Britney Spears, Madonna, Christina Aguilera, Missy Elliott ‘Like A Virgin’ MTV Video Awards (2003 VMAs)

[Chris @MartiniChris]

I’m about to black out for this flight home

[Chris @MartiniChris]

My mother had to borrow an extra suitcase to bring home her Black Friday purchases. AND use some of my luggage space for her.

[Chris @MartiniChris]

Im Drunk…. Very very drunk

[Chris @MartiniChris]

I’m SOO blacked out.

[Chris @MartiniChris]

Two martinis in to dinner. I may or may not be blacked out

[Chris @MartiniChris]

Two martinis in to dinner. I may or may not be blacked out

[Chris @MartiniChris]

I’m gonna Black out tonight. I’m half way there