Vesper the Kobold

Journalist, Producer & Voice Actor | Adventurer @eventyrtimen

Unseasonably tan. "Brilliant" — Tande P.

Constant Reader. Gatekeep more.

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Scary Movie drops in 2 days.

I already know it’s going to fail.

Here’s my pre-mortem: The Guaranteed Failure of Scary Movie 6 (Structural Audit)

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The demented spirit of George Carlin inhabits and corrupts Gen X and Millennial writing like a Horcrux

[Miss Machiavelli Groyper @MissMachiavelli]

Women when there's a younger woman in the room.

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@MythoYookay Where is the Swede?

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@Dexerto Yeah.. we noticed.

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@CultureCrave @kylebuchanan Yeah. We could tell.

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@DiscussingFilm Fall 2: Fall Again

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@DiscussingFilm .@efapaudio @MauLer93

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Full video here: https://t.co/emTqDA0P7E

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Anyone else think Scary Movie 6 is going to be an absolute disaster this weekend?

I posted a full structural audit earlier, explaining exactly why it’s doomed.

What’s your prediction?

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@Polymarket

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@r4imby @WickedWizard15 it was certified kino

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Full breakdown here:
https://t.co/emTqDA0P7E

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Scary Movie drops in 2 days.

I already know it’s going to fail.

Here’s my pre-mortem: The Guaranteed Failure of Scary Movie 6 (Structural Audit)

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@Variety "This is for the fans. We can't have that".

[doomer @uncledoomer]

how girls looked at you when you didnt want to take an experimental vaccine that caused heart attacks

[kira. @kirayhf]

"hey man you see the state of play last night! that new god of war game looks fire haha!"

[☆ @starsandtigers]

It’s so important you remember the leftists who allowed all of this to happen because they will try to disassociate from their mess and they will try it again as soon as you forget.

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@real_hotaru Crusader Kings