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@bilgibilgi_1 My grandma, electrician, grandpa, italian, waiter and now my mexican friend. FUCK OFF!

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I purchased this little beauty the @en_sscnapoli retro top for a little 5 aside roll back the years fun.
#Napoli #5aside #fives #football

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@IGpinklovee2nd @CurlySpanner007 @ScotExpress Spirit of '76 is that a celebration of the year I was born? Cheers!

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@tractorgirly Probably the worst defence ever! How the fuck she even managed to thing that up when she's on a different intellectual level to the rest of us mortals.

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@UKFootyBible Yeah we all know what he fucking meant! We're not all working for the BBC getting a hard on every time a woman does something!

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@ConnorGillies @SkyNews For years she was used to striding out to a pathetic press hanging on her every word. Vid year she was snapping "Have you got a Covid question" to reporters.
Arrogant and nasty she is her high and mighty reputation in the gutter!

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@JamesWilbrook33 She's been up someone's duff!

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@AgentP22 Christ the size of those drawers! When the missus starts wearing them I'm off and I'm taking the coffee machine too!

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@CurlySpanner007 @ScotExpress In our poor years we used Nescafe and boiled water in a kettle to make coffee.

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@markthehibby She's used to the press standing in line to worship her not chasing her like that! How the mighty have fallen.

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@Gillian275Gm Leg!!!!!!

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@ActiveVibes_ Have a fucking wank! Be a man!

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@FootballInT80s We must be around the same age, I never had any foreign football tops though you flash bastard! We went abroad a fair bit too, folks were skint after spending two years paying off a holiday.

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@cm0102legends Crazy that it was his only one! Yugoslavia, Czechoslovakia, Soviet Union and the winners West Germany would make 1990 their last too.

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@bushontheradio Eddie Grant!

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@YBTAHOAB The home '86 CCCP top coming my way soon, I cannot wait to hammers someone at 5s whilst wearing it.

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@RangersFC Kid bottom left "I'll just finish this fag and then we'll have a game"

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@scotfax @NicolaSturgeon 🤣🤣🤣Can't believe it's still her header image!
Poor wee duck.
She'll need to get that redacted.

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@mik61scot When you spend money on a fancy ladder for your library you want the plebs to see it!

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@mik61scot @RussellFindlay1 Wouldn't be surprised if one of Peter's magpies has tanned it.