Martlet Royal Guard

𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 ⎛ Berdly mom/cousin ⎠𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐁𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓 ⎛ UTY/DR Headcanon ⎠

I will RP with other franchises if they interact.

[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚉𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍... 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍.

💙🐦💛

[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

* Pretty sure it was Papyrus.

* I heard Sans telling him that will shirt him from his new prank... wait, was that a pun?

[UNDYNE @F1SHY_L0VE]

* WHO THE HELL STOLE MY TANK TOP???!!

* WHOEVER DID IS GONNA PAY!! 💢

[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

@ChubbyShopKitty "Why are you still taking stuff from the garbage dump? You know Alphys put me in charge to find anything valuable for her human research!"

[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

@ChubbyShopKitty ⠀
𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎, 𝙸 𝚝𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚎?
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[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

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𝐍𝐨, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭! 𝐒𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐈 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨!
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𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐥!
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[🔞᥅ꪖꪶᦓꫀ꠸🔞 @H3R0_DARKPRINCE]

"Ithinkyougotmemixedupwithsomeoneelse!"

Yelping as soon as she jabbed herself with that syringe...

"I-I'm serious! I'm innocent!"

[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

@HYP3R_G00N3R Azzy, we also went to school together with Dess, if they're the weirdos, what are we then?

[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

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𝐍𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠! 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬!
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[♤ 𝑺𝒊𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒆𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒉𝒐𝒈 ♧ @Futuristicsilve]

[ - Silver just wanted to ask one thing— - ]

[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

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𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑, 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚣��𝚕𝚎𝚜... 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝐈. 𝐆𝐄𝐓. 𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐃!
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𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬... 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃!!!
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[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

@MALF0ID @lostnfounddoe How you even stole my photo I took from our girls night?!

[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

@The8thFlower Yes pleaseee! 😵‍💫

[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

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I better start following the line, no way I'm letting my 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎 have all that 𝙟𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙠 for herself.
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[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

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𝚁-𝚁𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚢?!!! 𝙰𝚜 𝚒𝚗... 𝚘𝚑, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚢, 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚑𝚎.
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𝑮𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆...
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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐁𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑. @TheL0stM0nster]

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There’s a remedy for that illness. . .

ᵂᵃʳⁿⁱⁿᵍ: ˢⁱᵈᵉ ᵉᶠᶠᵉᶜᵗˢ ˢᵘᶜʰ ᵃˢ ᵘⁿᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ʷᵃˡᵏ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ʷʰⁱˡᵉ, ˡᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵘⁿᶜᵒⁿᵗʳᵒˡˡᵃᵇˡʸ, ʳⁱˢᵏˢ ᵒᶠ ᵖʳᵉᵍⁿᵃⁿᶜʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵉˣᶜᵉˢˢⁱᵛᵉ ᵗʷⁱᵗᶜʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵐᵃʸ ᵒᶜᶜᵘʳ.

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[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

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[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

@KRI2DREEMURR @lostnfounddoe 🐦//

I cut. The flowers. Of his attic!

[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

@lostnfounddoe @KRI2DREEMURR 🐦//

Wait a second... you're talking about the Flowers inside Mr Dreemurr's shop?

Umm, funny story but remember that prank we had planned? Yeah, I cut them all with my beak... 😅

[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

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Wait. . . How the fuck is 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙻𝙴𝚃 dominating? Is she actually 𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌?!
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̶ˢᴴᴱ'ˢ ᴺᴼᵀ ᴱⱽᴱᴺ ᵀᴿᴬᴺˢᶠᴼᴿᴹᴱᴰ. . .
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[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

@GEEKDIN0 I'm already eager to see them and hopefully get a greet of it :3

[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

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* —– I also have a cool looking costume to go alongside
you friend .
HOW? Better not tell .

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[◟♯ . / 𝔻𝑬𝑺𝑺 .ᐟ @HXRNPXNK]

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* —– ℂheckout this sick
ass costume for Halloween .
Don't ask where I got it .

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[Martlet Royal Guard @MartletGuardian]

@UTDRDreems @lostnfounddoe 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚏𝚕𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠. . .

𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚠𝚘.