Marty Neilson

63-year-old woman solo with dog & cat. Cooking for one, chore battles, real-talk hacks. Adulting exhausts me but I'm hilarious. Send wine. 😂🇺🇸

[Marty Neilson @MartyNeilson]

New chapter, same me 😂
63-year-old woman flying solo with my dog & cat. Cooking for one, fighting chore mountains, and laughing my way through adulting exhaustion.
Today's lunch? Whatever fits on this plate. No kids, no husband, no stress about feeding an army.
If you’re also out here mastering solo life… welcome. Drop your best “cooking for one” hack or your biggest solo struggle below 👇
Wine recommendations always accepted.
#SoloAt63 #CookingForOne #PetMomLife

[Marty Neilson @MartyNeilson]

@cb_doge @shivon So does this mean that tomorrow when we like one of Elon's posts, we get a birthday cake popup?

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

🚨 Breaking: Everywhere is warming faster than the rest of the world 🤡
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[Lara Logan @laralogan]

This is where we are.

[Bobbi @kittenaround_51]

New song out from ShyHippieGirl from TikTok called Best Sleepover
It’s pretty catchy, give it a listen 🎧

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

They're not freezing your rent, they're freezing your housing providers' income, while their expenses keep increasing.

The point isn't to make your housing affordable, it's to make providing housing financially inviable, so government(s) can seize the unmanageable properties.

Our lack of financial literacy is going to destroy us.
https://t.co/Eix9fVp1BK

[Political Polls @PpollingNumbers]

Who has better economy policies

[Marty Neilson @MartyNeilson]

I just buy cartidges on Amazon and refill them? I get these messages too

[Christian Keil @pronounced_kyle]

There is ink in my printer, but I can't use it.

Because apparently I cancelled my subscription to "HP Instant Ink."

Insanely dystopic

[Marty Neilson @MartyNeilson]

I wish I could go.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[Marty Neilson @MartyNeilson]

Plus it's not he first time he's done it in a crisis.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

The guy the Democrats and Media have been calling greedy and evil is giving free internet to Venezuela at a time when they need help the most.

Free internet for an entire country!

The Democrats and Media will never mention Elon doing this.

They can’t let people know the truth.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

It’s not America’s responsibility to take foreigners into our homeland because they destroyed their own homelands.

Simple.

[Marty Neilson @MartyNeilson]

@DawnsMission Obama

[Marty Neilson @MartyNeilson]

@WallStreetApes I don't thing anyone who goes to Wingstop is expecting farm to table chicken wings....

[Marty Neilson @MartyNeilson]

I actually go to sleep really early then wake up at 3 am on the dot and waste away in my bed reading X, watching you tube, playing Royal Match and ending with TikTok before I finally fall asleep at 4:30 am only for my alarm clocks (My cat and my dog) to wake me up at 5:30 am to eat.

[Marty Neilson @MartyNeilson]

Covid was a monetary reset. Prove me wrong.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

The No Kings crowd sure are quiet about the Communist Dictator in New York City.

Weird?!

[Marty Neilson @MartyNeilson]

🤣

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

Me to my 6 Year Old: hey buddy. Team USA doesn’t play until after your bedtime tonight

Him: in this house, we stay up for America.

Me: jesus, ok. What snacks should we have?

[Marty Neilson @MartyNeilson]

@jbarro I think it's okay if you make the screensaver a piece of art when people are over. But I went to a party once at Christmas they had the youtube firelog video on the tv but the fireplace not going at all. 🤣