Marty Fields

Comic, MC, musician, actor, radio guy, dad and animal activist. Comes with 12 month warranty.

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How drunk? This is “using a pizza slice as a pillow” drunk.

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@Shirley19999999 @ChiptuneTheFox I agree.

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So clever.

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@ONELONEDOLPHIN ?

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They called it WHAT Friday?? Seriously??
- Jesus.

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A golden oldie.

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Adore this.

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Pounding out the hit last night at the East Brunswick Hotel.

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Our white Ibis population (disrespectfully known as bin chickens) has really blossomed at Albert Park Lake and their manners and habits are generally much better than their northern neighbours. But this one found his way into our back lane and seemed kind of lost.

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Funny.

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I found these instructions in my hotel room, on the inside of the bathroom door. So odd. Perhaps it’s a refresher course?

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Wisdom.

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Time to cut back on the kibble.

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The clunk noise got me. Then the second one after he didn’t let go got me again.

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Livin’ on the edge.

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Genuine question: Is there a product that removes tufts of grass growing through our river stone garden but doesn’t hurt the plants also growing there?

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@CoinRyze You hate your country that much, huh? You’re a fucking joke.

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Victorian pothole update.

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My Grandfather was highly decorated in World War Two.
In fact, the army believe it was the tinsel on his helmet that got him shot.

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The Victorian police commissioner, Mike Bush, speaks way too slowly. There, I’ve said it. Quickly.