Martyn

PR Manager. Audrey Roberts Noise creator. Proud owner of a Deirdre Barlow tattoo. Won Come Dine With Me once. My life peaked when I met Mariah Carey 🇬🇧🇹🇷

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Spent my Sunday evening making an extended version of my Audrey Roberts Noise video because I'll forever be single. hby?

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When you sneak out for a toilet break on the Macy Gray song and the entire arena had the same idea #DangerousWomanTour

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Me listening to all my friends worrying about being in work tomorrow and remembering I'm not in work until August

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When the badmanz on the train take a break from staring at you to sip their Echo Falls rose

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@YorksNick83 @bbc5live @itvcorrie Yasss🙌🏽

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@RootlessLolita Wow

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@Tinkaman1873 Life is for living 😂

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@anorderlymess Omg

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Name a more iconic duo

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Any @itvcorrie superfans out there who can match Martyn’s Deirdre Barlow tattoo? 😂

https://t.co/UQMSd5TKbb

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@ife0ma @XoCheapy SCREAMING

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Queen of sending me vintage photos of Gail privately

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@LauraMcDonald_A https://t.co/YLXqgTLU0j

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Another favourite from the archives. She was quite literally not at the house party, because again, we've never met

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Another favourite from the archives. She was quite literally not at the house party, because again, we've never met

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@LauraMcDonald_A She's honestly so adorable, I have a whole collection of comments like this

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I love her

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She's just left this comment on my photo album for my leaving do. I've literally never met her 😂😂

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My friend's auntie always leaves really weird comments on my Facebook. I've never met her and never really know how to respond

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@70sStreetFan Just talking about Vic Reeve's casting :) I'll tweet it tomorrow when they've uploaded it to iplayer

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Omg I feel bad for shading Sarah Harding but IT'S TRUE SHE WAS TERRIBLE https://t.co/bG7vhHEg1l

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@Floptina_Legend Green is not a good colour on you, bitch