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[◀▲▼▶ @MartynTrucco]

Este tw es para vos!

[Giacomo Cobianchi @G_Cobianchi]

“HAY OLOR A GOL”

Mariano Closs è il numero uno col secondo che arriva centesimo

[adri @adriihrdzz]

Yo: “Jefe este mes me has pagado de menos”

Jefe: “El pasado te pagué de más y no dijiste nada”

Yo: “Un error lo paso, dos no”

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

We have gigantic creatures in the sea which can sing for hours and have arteries so big you can crawl through them. (whales)

We have birds that fly 50,000 miles every year. From the antarctic to the arctic and back again. (arctic tern)

We have living creatures which never get old and never die naturally. (jellyfish)

We have animals which you can force through a sieve, and they can reassemble themselves. (sponges)

We have an ancient line of animals which once had 30 or more successful species, and has gone extinct down to just one single representative, and that representative has conquered the entire world (us).

We have horrors that look just like rocks and if you step on them your whole world becomes agonizing pain. (toadfish)

We have animals who hide inside other animals, and when you eat that animal, they enter your intestines and live there. (tapeworms)

We have plants which live on other plants and never touch the ground.

There's a fruit tree that grows around another tree, and eventually kills and replaces it. (strangler fig)

We have gliding lizards, marsupials, snakes, frogs, and rodents.

What the heck do you need fairies for?

[Mûriëlo @LordMurielo]

Un limpia vidrios contra un escupe fuego en un semáforo. Parece un Mortal Kombat de bajo presupuesto

[Brunoh🧃 @BrodiiKDB]

mujeres: “he sido infiel por 5ª vez esta noche jajajajajj”

hombres cuando tienen que vender al delantero que les dió el ascenso a tercera por el bien del club:

[Chapi🐷 @CasaliChapita]

El auténtico pastor alemán (?

[Curiosidades Brasil @CuriosidadesBRL]

Hat-trick de bicicleta na Libertadores de Futebol de Areia. Bizarro!

[anarcarural 🐂🇪🇸 @anarcarural]

menos mal que ahora los tapones estan unidos a la botella y tenemos pajitas de papel

[Intrapiernoso @Intrapiernoso]

“Es que no vi las señales”.

Las señales:

[World History Encyclopedia @whencyclopedia]

😂😂😂

#HistoryHumour #TheOdyssey

[Leo @leoxbtt]

"El día que un ciego ve, lo primero que tira es el bastón que le ha ayudado toda su vida".

[fanny @BIBlNU]

this is the exact move Swedes pull the second the sun comes out in spring

[𝓛𝓿 @levirelates]

Managers when they receive 2 weeks notice from the star worker they’ve abused for years at work

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

This should be a violation of the geneva conventions

[Matias 🧉✨️ @_matias1905]

NUNCA DEJEN MORIR ESTA JOYA !!
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[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

SpaceX successfully caught a rocket booster mid-air for the second time in history