Martyn

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

@shaunllewelyn Mine cone with one view only 🍆

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

@shaunllewelyn Bet I can guess

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

@shaunllewelyn What happened to ass and titties?

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

@shaunllewelyn Are you not hipster enough already?

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

@shaunllewelyn

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

@shaunllewelyn 17 down, 119 to go

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

@shaunllewelyn Have a pump lad.

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

@shaunllewelyn classic

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

Almost work

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

@StretfordPaddck A packet of pink wafers, and strong handshake would do

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

@StretfordPaddck A refund request?

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

Laaaad

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Ten Hag: “Two trophies in two seasons and three finals… not bad”.

“If they don’t want me anymore, I’ll go somewhere else and win trophies. That’s what I do”.

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

@StretfordPaddck To be fair, does anyone think he deserved the call-up?
Whatever the issue with him is it's becoming career threatening.

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

@shaunllewelyn Sexy neighbours?

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Rashford's debut album:

1) Walcott's a wasteman
2) Black Gloves (ft Martial & AWB)
3) Can't pass, won't pass
4) Where's my food? (Chunkz diss)
5) Keeping my head down
6) Bun Baldie (Erik diss)
7) Free Sancho
8) Belfast Bando
9) Chucklevision (ft Barry & Linda)
10) Pele in Paris

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

@demetrimitche11 Wes brown

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

@StretfordPaddck cole any day

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

@demetrimitche11 I survived it. Didn't seem possible

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

@StretfordPaddck This must be worth a video. is it inflated ego's or are we tainting players this bad in the eyes of other clubs?

[Martyn @Martyn_179]

@JayMotty Biggest issue in this video is the state of that brickwork paving.