Martyn Cutler

Personal/Private and Relief Chef, available to hire around the world.

[Martyn Cutler @Martyncutler]

@islandpc Plenty of skilled chefs, just not enough to feed the Island market paying peanuts.

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@AmazonHelp I was told as it had gone past the time slot it will not come now.

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@AmazonFresh When your booked slotted delivery fails to arrive and customer services suggest ordering 4 days in advance. Hmmm not very fresh then is it? If this service was in the UK Ocado would be laughing their heads off. #whereismyorder?

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@continentaltire Gatorskins seem to be made from leaky Gator! 1.1km travelled on new tires and my Tubular has a hole 😢 What’s happened, these things used to be tough?

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@Hermesparcels how is it possible to attempt to deliver a parcel last Tuesday and lose it by Wednesday? Does this not point to the delivery driver fancying the item?

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@TheRAC_UK Friend stranded on M27 since 17.45 and you cannot get there until 23.00, are you really the 4th Emergency Service?

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@hibble_tom Yes mate 😊

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@parcelforce The most incompetent company I have ever had the misfortune to use. 48h delivery sent on 13th, still no parcel and Live tracking is broken. #bringbackhorseandcart

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Sourdough Spelt for lunch 😀 http://t.co/jnMCBjinJd

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Moody Bondi @ Bondi Beach Austraila http://t.co/n7ni0IjXGy

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Aussie Christmas Sour Dough 😀 http://t.co/0MYvBesDY9

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Wine, don't mind if I do :) @ Tuscany Wine Estate, Hunter Valley http://t.co/gHVZFBXt4i

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Lunch at a Hawker Centre, £1.25 thank you very much :) @ Tiong Bahru Hawker Centre http://t.co/SYh4ybVxR6

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Lac de Montriond today, beautiful! @ Lac de Montriond http://t.co/AntWc6AIzi

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On my travels, through the eye of a bicycle :) @ Lac Des Mines D'or http://t.co/TNofMTHHth

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Raspberry beer at the Bec Jaune, where is my beloved 11% friend? @ Le Bec Jaune http://t.co/7FKTaLiWSv

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Good morning mountain, I am coming to meet your crest :) @ Les portes du soleil, Avoriaz http://t.co/QV4LSePbBu

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The sun setting over the Alps tonight #jouxplan http://t.co/Z5tvNypeFc

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MX5 on its travels :) @ Lac D Annecy http://t.co/RhQH6996YS

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Lake Annecy, so pretty! @ Lac D Annecy http://t.co/N1xt3KvFNB