theinfamous504

Full time observational agent. I wait for people to do or say things, then I talk about what they did or said and sometimes it’s funny

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

Ngl, Steve Gleason gotta go fam. Just give that man to God bruh.

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

If everybody broke stayed inside for 1/2 a year, your life and mental health would change drastically. The best thing you could do is stay to yourself, save $, work out, and watch a good series in the peace of your home until it’s time for you to really pop out!!

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

Ngl, in this economy you gotta have a plan b. And by plan b I mean a 2nd job or 2nd stream of income because life flimsy af. Especially if you a man or you not a beautiful woman!! If you don’t, you gonna barely make it and you gonna be local af and miss the world!

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

That shit don’t even hurt when you lose a bad bitch!!! Not giving a phuck is peak masculinity

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

Keith Lee said “my family alive, theirs died, God in five” 😂😂

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

If you tell somebody how somebody yall both know is a liar and a scammer and they respond by calling you a hater, it’s because they’re a liar and a scammer as well!!

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

Yall think domestic violence is fighting for love!

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

Most likely if you unhappy you selfish and deserve it.

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

I don’t think women realize how men treat women they’re attracted to vs the ones they not attracted to. It’s a reason you see a group of baddies in a section vs when you see a group of fat bitches on vacation together.

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

Discipline looks like obsession to those who have none

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

Thailand is the Atlanta of Asia.

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

Please stop doing those “I’m not the birthday girl” lineup posts with yall ppl. Every time it’s more 3s than Steph Curry could handle

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

Body positivity was a lie because if it was really truth then way more women would prefer dudes that’s excessively overweight than guys who got the gym bodies

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

DATE stands for dick at the end so if we go on a date, just know!!!

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

Niggas be saying “ON MY KIDS” and don’t even take care of them!!

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

Mfs will give the club and partying 20 yrs with nothing to show for it and give working on themselves, schooling, entrepreneurship 2 years and give up.

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

Domestic violence like Pappadeauxs, that shit slap every time!

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

God petty fr! Chris Johnson got acls but ppl like Soulja Boy and Ray J walking around healthy af

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

I hate getting into an uber in the morning otw to work and it’s an old blk dude. Nobody tryna hear Ron Isley at 9 in the morning bruh

[theinfamous504 @MarvWoodson]

DJ AK definitely the type of dude to fall in love with the chick the homies ran a train on