Mendos🌚

Just me🌚

[Mendos🌚 @Marvel_Wurld]

For my life, I never see this kind thing before.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: An Italian woman has revealed horrifying DMs from Atletico Madrid player Matteo Ruggeri.

• The video shows Ruggeri paying women to send him blasphemous and racist voice messages insulting Black people and other minorities in a sensual voice.

• He then masturbat*d to them, recorded himself, and sent the audio back.

[𝒟𝒶𝓋𝒾𝒹 🧸 @Justtdavid_]

the way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.

[Kingmaker @nathan__oji]

E no affect me at all.

We don't go after same kind of women.

[BIG DUKE @DukeDarls]

94 million naira locked in piggyvest gives you 50k naira daily

Reinvest capital plus profit, run & flip it nonstop for 5yrs come back 2031 let’s talk bigger moves

Learn wealth creation, build without panicking

There should be hot money & cold money. Segregate your money & keep firing on all cylinders

If you no make money for this life, I no go rate you.

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[Stephen Stone - PhD Tricknologist @Stephen19718352]

People think I’m joking when I say you need to be sexually harassing your wife/gf every day. I am dead serious. It starts before you even get out of bed. You need to be groping and making jokes before your head leaves the pillow. You need to be playfully harassing her in the bathroom as she gets ready. You need to pick her up off the ground when you get home from work. You need to send her funny, sexually harassing texts during the day.

Your woman will be so happy to have a man constantly sexually interested in her. This is the best way by far to keep her happy. It also serves to diffuse all her illogical female thoughts, which she is burdened with. It will also result in you getting laid on a daily basis several years into a marriage.

You need to be sexual harassment MAXXING

[jay @Jay_bigstepper]

Nigeria is a very bad place to be intelligent.

[Oluwaseun💕 @seunnimi]

People who have the same sense of humor as you>>>>>

[SayMuyi @nobodylikesmuyi]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

“i don’t want your girlfriend to comman beat me o”

[Ms Roli Wa Liverpool Goodness❤ @MGoodnessr]

My aunt was found at her home, sleeping even. She wasn't feeling well, so she stayed home asleep during the day. A group of men broke into her house thinking nobody was there. A man driving past noticed what was happening and called for help. The police arrived, woke my aunt up, and made sure she was safe. That man later became her husband. They've now been married for 8 years and have 2 children. 🤝😭

[Josiah @josiahjdp]

My wife died giving birth to our daughter, and I hated that baby from her very first cry.
Six weeks later, I walked into her room determined to let her cry herself out, until I saw something tied around her wrist...

[sley @sley_Xk]

we wanted to grow up so bad. Now look at us, depressed, horný, alcoholics and smokers

[Astra 🪖🇵🇹 @Astra_szn]

Stay humble, some people dey collect wetin pass wire

[stache X. @ElStachioo]

Can’t save, can’t go on dates, can’t buy basic necessities without feeling financially irresponsible. And the worst part? No end in sight.

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

they asked me why i took my laptop to the toilet, i said type shit

[Ishola @itsIshola]

Weed is illegal in Nigeria but Rizla get NAFDAC no.

[Draeco @whotfisdraeco]

I’d put my d*ck in an ant pile before I ask a b*tch, “ why him and not me”

[superdad @udysznx]

omo na to clean your tears and keep
pushing o. nobody send your papa

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

Your level of wisdom is dependent on the degree to which life humbles you.

Personal experience and observations.

I know a very smart girl in secondary school. Took first position in Cowbell national mathematics competition. Couldn't gain admission to the university years later. Those who weren't secondary school stars were already in their 300 level when she finally got admission.

Some of us liked book, but the ones we yabbed for not being book smart are currently the richest of our set.

I know a few mates who married very early. Like, what do you mean you got married before youth service? Quite a few are divorced now.

We can only understand life in hindsight. No achievement or failure in the present is that important.

You just need to keep going.