Mr. Toad

Whimsical dilettante.

Formerly a delightful, fat Tibetan Macaque

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

It's criminal that almost nobody knows the show Mrs. Davis even exists.

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

Watching their argument and realizing that I am both of those men at the same time.

[John Barten @john_barten]

When you look back at "China, IL", they pretty much nailed what it feels like being indifferent to something that's beloved and/or critically acclaimed. @AdultSwimNoCon

(Note: These are actually Brad Neely's thoughts on "Toy Story 3")

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

@AlexCTaliadoros Part of the benefits of promoting positive racial bias for your in-group is the ability to break the rules without people assuming that you're doing them with the worst intentions. Nobody saw a white guy jumping a fence to get a ball and thought he was up to no good.

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

@TheDougFiles That's actually the most Bond shit ever.

[Lucky Teter @TheMagaHulk]

"You've been on birth control since you were 13... to prevent acne?"

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

@punishedtoad89

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

@RebeccaNav32795 @VictusThraex Oh I don't care about this issue with the God of War game at all, it looks fine. I was just making a comment on a common sentiment.

[Toad @punishedtoad89]

Performative racism is worse than woke

[Alex @_alex_joshua]

In 2017, my teacher brought in a former student who was running for Congress. 20-something who was inspired by Bernie etc.

Everyone was asking him softball questions about gay rights, "tax the rich" etc. so I asked him a basic foreign policy question. He couldn't give an answer.

[critter @BecomingCritter]

this is just what an age gap looks like

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

@Unassociat19772 This is the kind of thing kids should be going through when they're 13, not 18.

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

@RolloRouen Definitely the first one.
https://t.co/5wR6Beyqkn

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

The thing we should all be learning from this is that women use the word "rapist" extremely loosely.

[EpicTrey @twinkSlayer16]

if you have executive dysfunction, they just kill you

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

@johndrewmarkley In my experience, being unfeminine or autistic is also a red flag, unless you want to end up in a polycule.

[Stonetoss Comics @stonetoss]

Happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[VMU @VeeEmYou]

Doom Eternal. Weapon swap weak point simulator for zoomers on adderall.

[The Pajeet Files with Yasha @khyimiq]

Why do Indians always just deflect insults back?

Like their entire defense is always just 'no u lol' when someone calls them out for bad behaviour or they just recycle anti Indian memes but photoshop a white guy on it instead of making their own material.

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

@Michaeldudufudu Never date a woman active on social media.

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

@NE_Gropper https://t.co/5wR6Beyqkn

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

The thing we should all be learning from this is that women use the word "rapist" extremely loosely.

[bird 🐇 @oliveegger]

Amazing