Mandy Zeleny

[VAN KALAN @van_KALAN]

Metalcore made me do it

[Satan @s8n]

Listen here bitch.

Fuck you.

[Stanley Artgerm™ Lau @Artgerm]

Day 19 - Venom. The most badass liquid. #arttrober2019 #inktober2019 #venom

[Satan @s8n]

About to sneak into Heaven to pet all the dogs. who wants to come with me?

[Chris Fronzak @FRONZ1LLA]

Me: :(

Pizza:

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Me: :)

[Ralph Steadman Art @SteadmanArt]

We only have one planet - as the #AmazonRainforest burns why can we not seem to grasp this fact?

#RainforestAlliance #savetheamazon

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Laio. Today is her 450th day without a home. She just turned 12 and would really like to spend her golden years with you. She’s pup for adoption on Long Island, NY, and you can ask about her below. 14/10

https://t.co/w1Ciptut4e

[Max Bemis @maxbemis]

Your coffin or mine?

[altpress @AltPress]

To an individual whose light will never go out - Happy Birthday to the late legend @chesterbe of @linkinpark. We miss you everyday.

[Chris Fronzak @FRONZ1LLA]

yeah i wanna fuck ⁱⁿᵍ ᵉᵃᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵖⁱᶻᶻᵃ

[Aaron Pauley @aaronpauley]

If I was rich, I'd spend all day paying off people's GoFundMe's for their pet surgeries.

[TRANSIT @Transitma]

⚓️rest in peace tim landers⚓️

[Olly iConic @OllyiConic]

wife: i’m going into labor

husband: when

wife: now

husband: [sets plate of nachos down] jesus christ karen i just made these

[Mandy Zeleny @Marvelous_Mandy]

Pretty much everything that could go wrong, went wrong today 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

Why would I ever need a boyfriend, I’ve got enough people who pretend to listen to me

[Chad Gilbert @XChadballX]

Pizza be with you.

[no one @_mindofaloner]

alright alright it might actually be time to start getting my shit together