Marwa ElTurky

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing– Helen Keller

[Marwa ElTurky @MarwaSaffa]

@megabus isn't worth your money

[Marwa ElTurky @MarwaSaffa]

@megabus I deserve a refund- 70 dollars to be waiting in the heat melting and getting to my destination hours late

[Marwa ElTurky @MarwaSaffa]

Delays each time this weekend for hours!@megabus you just lost a customer- one of many

[Marwa ElTurky @MarwaSaffa]

Hate megabus! @megabus will never ride with you again. I would rather take my bike then go w @megabus

[Marwa ElTurky @MarwaSaffa]

I hope my car appreciates the wincing when I hit a large pothole. http://t.co/So1WJa3YXb

[Marwa ElTurky @MarwaSaffa]

I've been smuggling transvestites across the Mexican border. It's not easy being a drag mule. http://t.co/ChbExRQMPO

[Marwa ElTurky @MarwaSaffa]

@ImamSuhaibWebb @Lastlecture Thank you! :) I am still here. I wasn't sure if you had time to talk after.

[Marwa ElTurky @MarwaSaffa]

@ImamSuhaibWebb I asked that "off topic" question @lastlecture. I appreciate your response! Im sorry bc I wasn't aware of the history

[Russell Simmons @UncleRUSH]

When you give without reservation, you'll become a magnet that pulls the world toward you.

[Men's Wearhouse @menswearhouse]

We'll donate $1 for every RT this gets (up to $20k*). Help local non-profits get men back to work. #GiveASuit http://t.co/HiM2XjxA7P

[Marwa ElTurky @MarwaSaffa]

Great -- http://t.co/PY5NCgCd9k

[Marwa ElTurky @MarwaSaffa]

@marwahelal haha you liked it though right?!

[Marwa ElTurky @MarwaSaffa]

Don't bite the hand that feeds you. There's barely any meat on it. Go for the thighs. http://t.co/8FmYEi7rXB

[Marwa ElTurky @MarwaSaffa]

Thinking of cryogenically freezing myself until they can find a cure for unemployment. http://t.co/HaqgrYO68O

[Marwa ElTurky @MarwaSaffa]

How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? http://t.co/cWfybZwXa4

[Marwa ElTurky @MarwaSaffa]

http://t.co/C1eIGFcu Well... the Earth just rotated 360 degrees on its axis. Let's call it a day.

[Marwa ElTurky @MarwaSaffa]

Just saw a guy at the gym w a cd player....

[Marwa ElTurky @MarwaSaffa]

Why is it when the clock strikes fajr, I experience an overwhelming feeling of thirst and hunger?

[Louise Jarvis @loulou113]

#Try! http://t.co/pllDLxTE

[Marwa ElTurky @MarwaSaffa]

ahh why must I be a total khanzeera after the gymmmm