Surah

just vibin

[Surah @MarwitzSarah]

Questionable things Henry says:

A thread

[Surah @MarwitzSarah]

*waiter takes our order and walks away to put it in*
Henry: “have a good one !”

[Surah @MarwitzSarah]

Questionable things Henry says:

A thread

[Surah @MarwitzSarah]

Henry saying “he’s getting a hair on his leg”
Instead of “he’s getting a wild hair up his butt”

[Andrea Merrill, MD FACS @AndreaLMerrill]

Dear @Delta, I just assisted in a medical emergency in the air. Your medical kits need a glucometer, epi pen, and automatic blood pressure cuffs- it’s impossible to hear with a disposable stethoscope in the air. Please improve this for passenger safety!

[Surah @MarwitzSarah]

It’s going to be below freezing tonight & I still don’t have heat in my house…. Wtf

[Surah @MarwitzSarah]

@AckmanCaleb

[I AM Rachel Quirky: better on instagram @IAMRachelQuirky]

Just out of curiosity

Please retweet if a mere $1000 extra a month would improve your life significantly

[Surah @MarwitzSarah]

@francisxkhuu 🙋🏼‍♀️ can’t wait to get more work done by you

[Caleb @AckmanCaleb]

I’m marrying her today 🖤

[Surah @MarwitzSarah]

*me trying to sleep*
Henry: “does fornicate mean to shit yourself”

[Surah @MarwitzSarah]

@sarahpreece121 U right

[Surah @MarwitzSarah]

Me wanting girlfriends but being extremely awkward at making friends

[Surah @MarwitzSarah]

@rebecca_spur Congrats !! This is so exciting !!

[Surah @MarwitzSarah]

Everyone at my dads work in his department dressed up as my dad for Halloween

[Surah @MarwitzSarah]

@francisxkhuu

[gab$ @gabdollarsign]

I wish I had a penis so I could travel alone :/

[Surah @MarwitzSarah]

Don’t mind me just popping in to see if @francisxkhuu books are open yet

[Surah @MarwitzSarah]

Who speaks Spanish and can tell me how to ask: “how tall are you?” And “how much do you weigh?” TIA