The Marx Brothers

Quotes from the Marx Brothers to brighten your day.

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Here's wishing a Happy Birthday to Harpo Marx! Treat yourself to some beautiful harp solos by the great comedian born 124 years ago. #harpo

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'I give you my solemn word as an embezzler I'll be back in ten minutes.' #groucho #GoWest

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'I am sure Verdi's music will come back to you tonight, & Mrs. Claypool's checks will probably come back in the morning.' #anightattheopera

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Groucho: 'You must fan the flames of love with the bellows of indifference.' #GoWest

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'Have you got a woman in here?' - 'If I haven't, I've wasted 30 minutes of valuable time.' #groucho #adayattheraces

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'Dig trenches, with our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.' #ducksoup

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Here's wishing a happy birthday to the great Groucho Marx!! Share some of your favorite Groucho moments with us. #groucho #marxbrothers

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'Workers are demanding shorter hours.' - 'We'll give them shorter hours. We'll start by cutting their lunch hour to 20 minutes.' #ducksoup

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Groucho: 'No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.' #marxbrothers

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'There goes my gun. Run out and get that like a good girl.' #ducksoup #groucho

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'It's the old, old story. Boy meets girl - Romeo and Juliet - Minneapolis and St. Paul!' #groucho #adayattheraces

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'Have your passports ready!' - Brighten your day with this Marx Brothers sequence! http://t.co/7wzggYOe

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Professor Wagstaff: 'I was gonna get a flat bottom but the girl at the boat house didn't have one.' #groucho #horsefeathers

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@MarxBrosQuotes groucho "i have an agreement with the houseflies. They dont practice law & i dont walk on the ceiling!" #atthecircus

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Groucho: 'You know the old saying - Two's company, fives a crowd.' #anightattheopera #marxbrothers

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'The trustees have a few suggestions for you.' - 'I think you know what the trustees can do with their suggestions.' #horsefeathers #groucho

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'You know there's a drunk sitting at the first table who looks exactly like you? And one who looks exactly like me. Dull, isn't it?' #GoWest

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'Let's go in my room and talk the situation over.'-'What situation?' - 'Well, er... what situations have you got?' #groucho #nightattheopera

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(When hearing about a swimming pool that was off-limits to Jews) 'My son is half-Jewish; can he wade in up to his knees?' #groucho #marxbros

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'I would like the West better if it was in the East.' #chico #gowest