qaric

He NEEDS to be removed before using a nuke...

MAGA loves big brother!

[qaric @MarxSage]

Woke

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

No.

Reagan would hate what you've become in 2026.

Get ratioed by actual Americanism.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

If Ozempic helps GRRM live to a 100 and finish the books, it will go down as the greatest invention since antibiotics

[𝓙𝓲𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓙 @JimmyJ4thewin]

According to early polls, NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani is currently the favorite to be named Time’s Person of the Year 2026.

[vic 🦇 @aegonism]

bitches who shit girls who poop

[DavidSaysStuff_ @davidsaysstuff_]

Can you survive without my tax dollars?

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

George R.R. Martin released ‘A Game of Thrones’, the first novel in the ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ series, 30 years ago today ⚔️

[Dane @Dane_histo]

@miwimybaby I propose “dingle”

Have you dingled it?
Yes I’ve dingled it four fucking times it still won’t work

[Sarp Serter @SarpSerter]

Avengers vs. ULTRON! — NO AI WAS USED

This was a crazy idea to do a oner with so many characters, but we did it! I’ve always loved Ultron as a villain, so it was great to get the whole team together to face him! This video was inspired by Path to Doomsday – Avengers: Age of Ultron, the brand-new Avengers vs. Ultron PvE mode in Marvel Rivals. Jump into the game and experience it for yourself! Available now: https://t.co/ZszW8sNVYJ

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

AI companies are reportedly buying up antique books in bulk, scanning them for AI training data, then destroying the physical copies.

[ShazBoi @ShazBoi2003]

That’s actually really fucked considering the real life implications

[shiv @ripleyesque]

oh look at me! i’m tom holland, i’m having two major movies releasing back to back, i’m married to the most beautiful woman in the world and she’s laying on my lap, and my curls look amazing! fuck you

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Unfortunately a banger

[bONGO 🌐 @wariocolosseum]

this is the most blatant corruption ive seen and yet hes just allowed to be president for some reason

[Jester_Bell 🎥 🍿 🥳 @TheresaCampagna]

Thanos was literally introduced in Avengers 2012 as the mysterious “him” who provided Loki’s army.

He was full on revealed along with what he does in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Age of Ultron foreshadowed him with Tony’s vision of a brutally lost battle in the future, which is what influenced his action in AoU and Civil War.

Infinity stones were being introduced all throughout the movies with GOTG 2014 fully explaining what they are.

Thanos was quite literally a shadow over the MCU for six years until his own movie.

This is complete bull malarkey.

[Political Polls @PpollingNumbers]

The new DNC 2028 Primary calendar

Jan. 22 – South Carolina
Feb. 1 – Nevada
Feb. 8 – New Hampshire
Feb. 15 – New Mexico
Feb. 22 – Michigan
Feb. 29 – Virginia
March 7 – Super Tuesday

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night.
It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me.

Sad and embarrassed and exhausted.

Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one.

People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room.

Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old.

He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second.

That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed.

There is a name for it.

So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers.

The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin.

And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride.

Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was.

And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving.

Just another joke at our expense.

[Kelly (On a good day) @superkel0114]

@BulwarkOnline Ladies and gentlemen….Your president, a simpleton, a dunce, a buffoon, a mouth breathing meat stick with the rizz of 3rd rate insult comic way past his prime. Go to bed Pee Paw.

[kamikaze @Kamikazeblue007]

@factpostnews

[qaric @MarxSage]

@FmrRepMTG Big words now that ur out of office. Where was ur spine then?

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Wow! Whoever was President in 2020 must have been a real incompetent doofus for all of this to happen under their nose #PresidentialAddress