Mars Schofield

Nerd-girl living in Toronto. Addicted to sci-fi, fantasy, and coffee! Basically awesome.

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That moment when youre boobs are too big for Victoria Secret, and too small for plus size bras... #stupidboobs #inbetween

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Godammit!

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But seriously, give him an Oscar. #LeonardoDiCaprioForOscar

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Not turning off the Oscars until i know if Leo wins or not.. screw best picture.

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If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

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Also Im dying for a quarter pounder with cheese..#letseatallthethings

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Todays jokes involve googling pickles, and sending eachother the most phallic ones.. #why?

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@Killermari inverted boob in a bag?

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Boyfriends working late, so I dressed up like a pirate and am drinking rum out of a mason jar. Also Space Twister is on. #winner #partyo'one

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@MarxiPixie christmas. I blame my sister for ruinimg that tweet.

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The only thing that can ruin the first day of roll up the rim, is family day. Usually its better than n

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The upside of being sick, is that i can watch the opening ceremonies. Pretty cool sofar.

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Although now open, my eye is itchy as fuck. #dontscratch #sickbutt #gaaaaaaarggg

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I can open my eye all the way! That means I'm getting better! Now if only I could breathe through my nose..

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Im starting to master these eyedrops. #success

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The right side of my face is leaking. If I turn the left I look normal, but then I sneeze and look like an exploded space monster. #ahh

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Pinkeye and sinus infection the week my boyfriend is in Punta cana. At least he downloaded Sherlock Season 3 before he left. #catchinup

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"Troy sucks. Id rather watch Xena. FIND ME XENA, WENCH!" -Things I drunkenly say to my boyfriend

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Seriously, I dont know how to deal. Its like the whole world is a dirty, inscestious lie! I feel so betrayed! #cantcope #blarg #shock

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I was enjoying the book I was reading, until the love interests found out they were both stolen siblings with false identities. The Fuck?!