K. Marx

Philosopher | Conflict Negotiator | Pisces | Team Jess

[K. Marx @MarxyMark]

@Fatima_Khatun01 @elonmusk FascistFatima has a nice ring to it. I'd see if it's available as a handle. Beats having to use numbers in your name like a boomer.

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@SpeakerJohnson A lot of Trumpers are just tweeting this screenshot, no added context, no commentary, nothing. It is the most pathetic example of “please love me daddy.” That I’ve seen from these losers in a while.

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@catturd2 Part of my morning routine is to come here to see what you’ve shat out of your gaping tanner-stained asshole after you’ve stopped riding Trump’s Cheeto dick for five seconds. But it usually just sounds like you’re live Tweeting while he’s pumping the dust right into you.

[K. Marx @MarxyMark]

@RpsAgainstTrump Sleezer

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@catturd2 This you?

https://t.co/4JKDdwhonx

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Thanks to the basement dummy, the stock market is crashing again.

[K. Marx @MarxyMark]

@catturd2 You know you and I are both not qualified to comment on people remaining anonymous Turd.

[K. Marx @MarxyMark]

@MAGAmutiny @TheOmniLiberal Zing

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I was driving home late last night after a super duper secret commie meeting and one of these actually passed by me. I did Nazi it coming.

[Nic Cruz Patane @niccruzpatane]

New Model Y in Satin Black.

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@VPPressSec @VP @SLOTUS Now I’m just a wacky philosopher/dope rapper and not a scientist but does time move slower in Greenland or something because I think I’m missing where he was there an entire day and not a handful of hours.

[K. Marx @MarxyMark]

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@DNIGabbard “As the children felt the heat burn the skin off their bodies from the barrage of unholy death raining from above, they were happy to be a needed sacrifice for Mr. Trump.”

“They rejoiced that peace would emerge from their unwilling sacrifice as the world grew dark around them.”

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@johnnymaga He’s not going to call you back.

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Alright what moody teenage account manager watched Taken for the first time?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Simply put: WE WILL FIND YOU—AND WE WILL KILL YOU.

[K. Marx @MarxyMark]

@leeabbo64905584 @TaraBull808 Keeping your arm up with your other is a great metaphor. This is either some deep satire or you just googled some stock images and downloaded your favorite. Either way I’m impressed.

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@niccruzpatane GO BUY DUCK TAPE 🦆

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@tesla_na Are the doors falling off a metaphor for open borders in America or am I reading too much into this?

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“No one comes after daddy’s Husky Musky!!”

[Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts]

I look forward to watching the sick terrorist thugs get 20 year jail sentences for what they are doing to Elon Musk and Tesla. Perhaps they could serve them in the prisons of El Salvador, which have become so recently famous for such lovely conditions!

Donald Trump Truth Social Post 3/21/25 07:43 AM

[K. Marx @MarxyMark]

@William17171717 @Tesla Do you speak for the other 17171716 Williams? Do you think those Williams who will come after you will follow your tenets? Are you the last William to stand with Tesla?

These are the questions that keep me awake at night.

[K. Marx @MarxyMark]

@Tesla So if car destroyed….

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@Tesla This is also to the drivers.