Mary Adams

part of the elite MFs group

[will defries @willdefries]

this is quite literally my dream weekend

[✧ ･ﾟ* vale *･ﾟ✧ @VA1ERlA]

this is how i would kiss my fish wife if i was a fish and married https://t.co/NoPZzzvL2r

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

NO PROBLEMS TODAY JUST CHAMPAGNE🥂 I wanted to share this video with you from when @aaron_dessner and I were doing our fittings for the video and there was a piano, so ofc this happened. SO stoked evermore has been honored like this. Congrats to all our fellow nominees #GRAMMYs

[RICKEY @rickeythompson]

“bitch just have fun” era

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

My dream scenario is everyone i like sitting around a big table enjoying a bowl of soup that I made. They all say “wow, this is SO good” and they all ask for seconds

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

I’m the drunkest girl at several parties

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

we’re headed into our THIRD COVID WINTER so we should get to cancel daylight savings as a treat

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

If they would’ve given me adderall in sixth grade I would be a homeowner by now

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

all my friends are late friends and idk what I did to deserve this like I am NEVER late so my dumb ass is always standing places alone pretending to text while my friends take their sweet time it’s distressing

[Maine @maine_gov]

inside the head of every mainer is the weirdest fucked-up little guy you will ever meet

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Harvey. He’s the next Avatar. Mastered all four elements with ease. 14/10 please don’t vanish

[claussen pickles @ClaussenPickles]

we don't usually add to the discourse but you should absolutely buy your girlfriend or boyfriend a bouquet of pickles

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

adulthood is literally just running errands. trust me, you have errands to run. you think you completed all your errands? check again

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Wearing a low cut top and showing a lot of cleavage at work to boost office morale

[smalls @StephieSmallls]

this has me rolling every time i see it

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

I’ll stop putting “lol” at the end of my sentences when my life stops being a joke lol