Mary Alice Green

watch this without laughing

[Mary Alice Green @MaryAliceGreen1]

It’s not a costume, it’s a lifestyle @PostMalone

[Mary Alice Green @MaryAliceGreen1]

This place is ab to become my burn book for work

[Mary Alice Green @MaryAliceGreen1]

Y’all ever had a 65 year old grown man have a problem with you for no reason? And you have to be “professional” about it? Just me?

[Mary Alice Green @MaryAliceGreen1]

@elonmusk amber 💩

[Mary Alice Green @MaryAliceGreen1]

Do I have to unplug the coffee machine everyday or is my mind playing tricks on me?

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i never said it out loud but i have an unhealthy sexual attraction to myself

[Mary Alice Green @MaryAliceGreen1]

When you talk every min of the day, expect to get interrupted. And if you have a problem with that.. stop talking..

[Governor Andy Beshear @GovAndyBeshear]

So many people are stepping up to help Kentuckians. As of this morning, we've received 7,479 donations totaling $829,085.

If you would like to help our families with relief and recovery, please visit https://t.co/wEYDrFeCHd. Every dollar will make a difference. #TogetherKy

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Beyond grateful to wake up with my family safe and my hometown intact.

Sending love all over Kentucky

[Mary Alice Green @MaryAliceGreen1]

Heart is heavy for BG tonight. 🥺😢😞

[Tyler Mansfield @TMansfieldMedia]

@JReecerBGDN Que Buenos is gone. So sad.

[Mary Alice Green @MaryAliceGreen1]

These “because that’s how guys are” statements are getting old and EXPIRED a while ago.

[Mary Alice Green @MaryAliceGreen1]

My god some people are just broken records. I could probably recite these conversations at this point

[Mary Alice Green @MaryAliceGreen1]

Why do they make drive thrus you can’t get out of? @tacobell

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

doja cat has become my biggest inspiration. she puts so much effort into everything she does. and she’s hot.

[Mary Alice Green @MaryAliceGreen1]

#NewProfilePic

[Mary Alice Green @MaryAliceGreen1]

Finally feel like I get what’s going on at my job #blessed only took half a year 🤓

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Just give it time we’ll see who’s still around a decade from now…

[Mary Alice Green @MaryAliceGreen1]

Miami has 10/10 the strangest Uber/Lyft drivers I’ve ever seen

[Mary Alice Green @MaryAliceGreen1]

Is it bad that when I get on a plane I look around and think… would these people be my people during a crisis? Most times I get the vibe of… ño