Mary Ogushwitz

Public relations professional. Tweets about work wins and internet rumblings, lifestyle & political. Opinions my own and not the view of my employer.

[Mary Ogushwitz @MaryBlanton]

@Sec_Noem @DHSgov You’re just the worst

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

[Mary Ogushwitz @MaryBlanton]

@RyanGirdusky Byyeeeeeee

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

Perhaps men are too emotional to be President.

[Mary Ogushwitz @MaryBlanton]

@kludt Whoah, congrats!

[Mary Ogushwitz @MaryBlanton]

@danpfeiffer You weren’t yet dreaming big, Dan.

[Mary Ogushwitz @MaryBlanton]

@ChloePantazi Chloe! I'm so sorry to hear this. Cheering you on for the next chapter. Hope to have the chance to work with you again in the future!

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i put in my airpods, pull up my autumn playlist, and listen to the first few notes of all too well 10 min version play as i step outside and get sucked into the brooklyn climate change whirlpool

[Mary Ogushwitz @MaryBlanton]

@leahgaraas @KimekoM I keep a bag of semisweet chocolate chips in the fridge in the hopes I’ll make cookies, but instead they do the job in satiating a sweet tooth with a reasonable handful after dinner.

[Mary Ogushwitz @MaryBlanton]

@VivekGRamaswamy Eww you’re gross 🤮

[Popular Mechanics @PopMech]

From citrus reamers to drying racks, our staff loves this cult-favorite kitchen brand. https://t.co/w1Mo76GBOd

[Mary Ogushwitz @MaryBlanton]

@AndrewCyberKop @HydroFlask I shall and you have my condolences. Life is sad without a Hydro (or 5).

[Wahooo Market @wahooomarket]

Happy World Down Syndrome Day. Guess who is speaking at the United Nations today? #wdsd #WithUsNotForUs #worlddownsyndromeday #DownSyndrome #inclusion

[Mary Ogushwitz @MaryBlanton]

@baburoset No no no no no

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Fox News talking about Hillary but make the footage the Trump raid

[Dan Kois @dankois]

More than 30 years ago, an entrepreneur called a designer in the middle of the night asking him to make a gadget handle anyone could use. I wrote about OXO and the power of the Good Grips handle: https://t.co/gWXlhW62wP

[Slate @Slate]

Can the company really be as good as its fans claim? I knew how to find out. https://t.co/sK9yc8YU8W

[Mary Ogushwitz @MaryBlanton]

@TVietor08 Sure doesn’t look like blue lives mattered that day. Disgusting.