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Mary, last name Cruz. No middle name. Middle name update to “Hurricane”

[mvrrcvrr @MaryCruuzz]

Woke up to 3 separate texts from 3 separate friends all before 6 . They doing something right.

[mvrrcvrr @MaryCruuzz]

I’m still jet lagged from this day light savings

[mvrrcvrr @MaryCruuzz]

@burritobrat Jokie zaddy

[mvrrcvrr @MaryCruuzz]

Loving the fucking irony #snl love you #johnkrasinski

[Venice Casual @VeniceCasual]

Not even listening to music, just wearing my AirPods because my ear holes got lonely.

[Venice Casual @VeniceCasual]

I’ve been friends with myself, off and on, for like 3 years

[mvrrcvrr @MaryCruuzz]

Was literally just saying this

[lukas gage @lukasgage]

psa if youre a shit talking director make sure to mute ur shit on zoom mtgings

[Venice Casual @VeniceCasual]

Looking to rent someone's drone so I can get an extra wide shot of me fucking up my life

[mvrrcvrr @MaryCruuzz]

@burritobrat Really? Worked fine on me. Was kooky before I got it and took my period away . Everyone is different.

[mvrrcvrr @MaryCruuzz]

Get the nexplanan , love it

[thania @thaniacasserole]

I hear that getting an IUD is really painful 🥴 can we confirm this ladies?

[mvrrcvrr @MaryCruuzz]

Lolol

[mvrrcvrr @MaryCruuzz]

@thaniacasserole I like dat

[mvrrcvrr @MaryCruuzz]

Is bleeding out your asshole a COVID symptom?

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

cautiously optimistic I can start to unclench my asshole
#BidenHarris2020

[mvrrcvrr @MaryCruuzz]

@thaniacasserole At my butt or like some research?

[mvrrcvrr @MaryCruuzz]

@burritobrat Hahahahahhh

[mvrrcvrr @MaryCruuzz]

@Lonik10 Who dat

[mvrrcvrr @MaryCruuzz]

3 course cocktail recipe before bed: anti anxiety med, edible, Nighty Night Extra tea. Follow me for more recipes.

[Venice Casual @VeniceCasual]

Buncha White people talking about how they hated voting for Biden but did it anyway like it’s some sort of hard luck refuge story. Jesus Christ, take a day off from making yourself a victim.