Murrh!

Fairy Godmother since ‘11.

[Murrh! @MaryE11]

Last night, I got fully ready, put on full makeup, full earrings, wedges, even took a shot with every intention of going out. Then, I sat on the couch and watched friends with benefits. Welcome to 25.

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@PatMcAfeeShow @danorlovsky7 No one out huts the pizza. #venmo

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FOR THE PEOPLE @danorlovsky7

12 $500 PIZZA HUT BUCKS WINNERS

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@PatMcAfeeShow @AsapPuka I think he def has a chance to get 175. Foootballlll. #Venmo

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ATTA BABY @AsapPuka

50 $500 WINNERS 💰💰

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@ConnectheDots5 It does

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PSA: remember to always finish your ATM transactions. That being said, to the guy who has $10,000 in his account...Call me

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The amount of male, lyft drivers that sing in the car is unreal.

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“I don’t want it to be over”

As I say to my 10 piece chicken McNugget meal

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I gave my dog a chip with a little queso on it. I think it changed his life.

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You would think after a week of constant rain, I would remember to bring my rain jacket from my car to the indoors so, I don’t know, could wear out in the rain.

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@ConnectheDots5 @shelbyytodd I’m a changed woman now.

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I just got Baskin Robbins delivered to my door. What a time to be alive.

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ISSA PARTY

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@shelbyytodd @JacobYount53 Still mad

[Murrh! @MaryE11]

Packing for a music festival vacation is so much different than packing for a regular vacation. Instead of packing my beach towel and pool floats: I’m packing my flash tats and hair glitter.

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@Hangoutfest @shelbyytodd boom boom tent. 7:30

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@jen__cox Now you’re calling me lame

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I want to publicly apologize for the snow. Everytime I take my ice scraper out of my car, it snows. I will keep it in my car for the duration of the year. Hope you can accept my apology.

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