Mary 🤙🏻

Apparently, I’ve never been on live television before. (she/her)

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

From time to time I'll have this intense nostalgia for very specific moments where I had a feeling I haven't been able to replicate since. Here's a pinned thread of them, I guess (starting today)

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

Actually, I think if I was from Long Island I would re-elect George Santos just to keep having fun

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

If Netflix goes under before they can release season 4 of Sex Education, I think you might have to institutionalize me

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

Very feasible for me, I’m only 6,500 miles away at the moment

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Netflix’s has introduced their anti-password sharing method:

Once every 31 days, your device must log in on your home Wi-Fi network or your account will be blocked.

(via: https://t.co/53hIxoWujK)

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

I’m sorry, but pasting without formatting should be the default. My hands aren’t big enough to hold down more than two keys at once

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

Yeah, I game (on zillow at the pc room)

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

@CoolSandals I partly don’t want to see it out of spite to the marketing team

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

Someone please tell me, honestly, is Megan worth using my free movie voucher to see?

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

The closest I ever come to violence is when I tell someone I’m craving a very specific menu item from a certain restaurant and they say “just make it at home”

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

Watching a show on hulu and every single ad I’ve gotten has been for a dating app. The worst part is, they were all for hyper-specific demographics I’m not part of. Love thinking about dying alone in the middle of a witty, tv sitcom

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

Very upsetting that “invaluable” means very valuable instead of not valuable

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

@SadSamThaSav So true

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

Might be my fever, but I’m genuinely enjoying this new Noah Centineo show on Netflix. Like, truly

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

I need a break from having to perceive things

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

My 9th grade boys are throughly enjoying Twilight right now. The youth are gonna be okay

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

Someone needs to do a study on the degree to which the hot tub scene from To All the Boys alters my brain chemistry

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

Too many new Christmas movies with dudes who just aren’t quite hot enough

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

Whoever codes the spotify algorithm needs to chill a little because how dare they push me this song. Also, thank you, I’m going to listen to it all week. https://t.co/TayWHyZQgE

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

Doing my annual audit of One Direction’s discography and it does still, in fact, go crazy

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

Scheduling a concert on a Monday is actually sinister

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Love On Tour. Asia 2023.

[Mary 🤙🏻 @MaryForShort]

Just earnestly recommended The Cheesecake Factory to my Korean coworker who is traveling to Orlando over winter break