Mary Frances

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

These Phillies uniforms are so outrageously awesome.

[Mary Frances @MaryFranMac]

@AlexHolleyFOX29 @MikeFOX29 this is what’s going in that space behind you guys. https://t.co/NHP2lOG7Ty

[Mary Frances @MaryFranMac]

@RJB_Laaser I cantttt. Both are awful

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

Democrats believe they deserve the votes of the oppressed simply for doing quietly what Republicans do loudly

[Mary Frances @MaryFranMac]

The cop was being attached by a guy with a knife. Am I missing something here?!?!

[Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo]

BLM rioters in Lancaster, Pa. continue fighting police outside the precinct in response to the police killing of a knife-wielding man earlier in the day. Cops begin using crowd control.

[Kimberly Klacik @kimKBaltimore]

My favorite part about getting Trump’s endorsement is reading the comments claiming Trump only did it because I am black..

...as if we didn’t spend 3 weeks watching modern day overseer @JoeBiden play Duck Duck Goose w/three black women to pick a VP solely based on complexion.

[Mary Frances @MaryFranMac]

@NathanMc76 You definitely are

[Mary Frances @MaryFranMac]

@NathanMc76 Car not turning/going when it’s green? I think that’s an everywhere thing 😂

[Mary Frances @MaryFranMac]

Can’t help but think equal pay has a lot to do with the big companies that sponsor US Soccer & FIFA. They seem to be making millions off these female athletes but also basically saying #notmyproblem

[Mary Frances @MaryFranMac]

@NathanMc76 Sadly this did a terrible job getting people to vote. Do you know what did work? #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[Mary Frances @MaryFranMac]

What ever happen to saying "trick or treat" or even "thank you" Little twats. You get 1 piece of candy dear

[Mary Frances @MaryFranMac]

Made a delivery today and the receptionist had Christmas music on. 🙅🏻Never wanted to slap a hoe so hard. #ITsHalloween 🎃

[Mary Frances @MaryFranMac]

When you have kids, there are no weird places to eat your food in peace #lockedbathroomsure

[Mary Frances @MaryFranMac]

When is it acceptable to punch your snoring husband? Asking for a friend . . .

[Mary Frances @MaryFranMac]

Top favorite things to deliver. . . Dog semen is not one of them.

[Mary Frances @MaryFranMac]

Straight up Hustling for the perfect Christmas tree

[Mary Frances @MaryFranMac]

I am still pissed that 3D Doritos retired - should I protest or cry everyday on Facebook. No - I slept just fine since 2003. #getoverit

[Mary Frances @MaryFranMac]

I don't think people understand how our government works. Took Obama almost 7 year for Affordable Care Act. I think we will be okay #merica

[Mary Frances @MaryFranMac]

Sorry guys - some Boston prick hacked into my account. Still a killer FedEx courier driver who might deliver ray bands - no selling them

[Mary Frances @MaryFranMac]

@CBSPhilly @katiefehlinger #BabyBump #finalproduct