To everyone who's upset that trump's name was removed from the Kennedy center i would like to point out that you can find his name mentioned more than 30 thousand times in the epstein files đ
Brutal stuff happening in Rep. Angie Craigâs comments sectionâŠ
Itâs been like this for months.
Minnesota Democrats are making it quite clear they do not want to be represented by someone who voted with Trump to unleash ICE & for Trumpâs crypto grifting. #MNSEN
@BulwarkOnline When you realize one fine Sunday morning that Trump is the only President in the "human" history whose failure can be seen from space. đ Huge.....
How the fuck do we have $300 billion to rebuild Iran after we spent $80 billion bombing it, when we donât âhave the moneyâ for pediatric cancer research?
If eric trump is trying to get insider information on UFC fights at the WH to make money, what makes you think he hasn't done the same on the stock market and prediction markets especially during trump's war with Iran???
@craig_HQ@DemocraticLGs Not only did Angie vote for the Laken Riley Act, she voted to thank ICE. This attempt at an uno reverse on Peggy is pathetic. Just drop out and stop wasting time & $.
Trump hasnât made a public appearance in 8 days. This after an unscheduled visit to the hospital- because he âlikes getting check ups.â Thank God Jake Tapper (or as I like to call him- the Brick Tamland of his generation) is on the case hunting down clues in a book about my momâs experience as First Lady four years ago.
Today, we learned that Congresswoman Craig would not be joining us at the DFL endorsing convention in Rochester.
If you canât face your own party, youâre not ready to face a Republican.
Iâll still be working hard to earn your endorsement. I hope to see you there!
BREAKING: A forklift operator at the site of Trumpâs White House ballroom just accidentally knocked over a porta-potty and spilled excretory waste into the ventilation shaft of Trump's new underground bunker.
The New York Times shows the damning evidence that ICE is offloading its racial profiling onto local cops, as we predicted. Abhorrent behavior. A conspiracy against our rights.
2022: âStop overreacting, they wonât overturn Roe.â
They did.
2023: âStop overreacting, they wonât let women die rather than get an abortion.â
They did.
2024: âStop overreacting, they wonât arrest women for miscarriages.â
They did.
2025: âStop overreacting, they wonât turn women into incubators.â
They did.
2026: âStop overreacting, they wonât attack mifepristone.â
They did, today.
Now: âStop overreacting, they wonât go after birth control next.â
They will.
I have three monitors on my desk. The left one shows the order book. The middle one shows Truth Social. The right one shows the investigation queue.
On April 21st, the left screen moved first.
I am a Senior Surveillance Analyst at a commodities exchange. I have held this position for nineteen years. My job is to monitor trading activity for suspicious patterns and generate compliance reports. I am employee of the quarter. I have a mug.
At 19:54 GMT on April 21st, someone placed 4,260 sell orders on Brent crude futures. They did this during post-settlement. The window after the market closes when daily volume is typically in the dozens. Sometimes single digits. Sometimes I watch the screen and nothing happens for forty minutes and I think about whether my daughter is happy.
On April 21st, someone placed $430 million in directional bets in 120 seconds during that window. One hundred and twenty seconds. I timed it on my watch because the system clock rounds to the nearest minute and I have found, in nineteen years, that precision matters to no one but me.
At 20:10 GMT, the President posted on Truth Social that he was extending the Iran ceasefire.
Brent dropped from $100.91 to $96.83.
I flagged the trade. I flag a lot of trades. I want to tell you what happens to my flags.
My flags go into a system called TRACE. Trade Review and Compliance Evaluation. I did not name it. The system generates a report. The report goes to a committee. The committee has a name I am not allowed to share but I can tell you it meets quarterly and the conference room has a credenza with bottled water that is sparkling because someone once put still water in the room and a managing director sent an email about it that was longer than most of my surveillance reports.
The committee reviews my flags. The committee has reviewed all of my flags. Here is the complete record of actions taken on my flags in 2026:
Reviewed.
That's it. "Reviewed" is a status. In compliance, a status is the absence of an action that has been given a name so it looks like one.
Let me show you my flags.
March 9th. Someone bet millions on oil falling at 18:29 GMT. Forty-seven minutes later, a CBS reporter posted that the President said the Iran war was "very complete, pretty much." Oil dropped 25%. Forty-seven minutes. I flagged it.
March 23rd. Someone sold 5,100 lots of Brent and WTI crude futures between 10:49 and 10:50 GMT. Fourteen minutes later, the President posted on Truth Social about a "COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION" to hostilities. Oil dropped 11%. Over 13,000 contracts traded in sixty seconds after the post. Fourteen minutes. I flagged it.
April 7th. Someone established a $950 million short position in oil futures at 19:45 GMT. Three hours later, the President declared a two-week ceasefire. Nine hundred and fifty million dollars. I flagged it.
April 17th. Someone placed $760 million in bearish bets twenty minutes before Iran's foreign minister confirmed the Strait of Hormuz would reopen. Seven hundred and sixty million. I flagged it.
April 21st. The $430 million. Fifteen minutes. I flagged it.
That is $2.1 billion in directional oil bets in April alone. Every one of them landed on the correct side of a presidential announcement. Every one of them was placed in a window so narrow you could measure it in bathroom breaks. I flagged every single one.
The CFTC chair told a Congressional committee that his organization has "zero tolerance" for fraud and insider trading. I wrote that quote on a Post-it note and stuck it to my right monitor. The one that shows the investigation queue. The investigation queue has not moved since March.
Zero tolerance. Zero staff. Zero budget. Zero prosecutions under the STOCK Act since it was signed in 2012.
Fourteen years. The law has existed for fourteen years and has been enforced zero times. In compliance, we call that a compliance rate of one hundred percent. No cases filed means no cases lost. You cannot fail an audit you never conduct. We call that excellence.
Last month the White House sent an internal email to staff. I was not on the distribution list but I have read reporting on it and I need you to sit with what I am about to say. The email instructed White House staff not to use insider information to place bets on prediction markets.
The White House had to send a memo telling its own employees not to insider-trade.
I want you to read that sentence again. Not because the instruction was unclear. Because the instruction was necessary. Because someone in the building looked at the same pattern I have been flagging for months on my three monitors and decided the appropriate response was an email.
The President's son sits on the advisory board of Kalshi. He is an investor in Polymarket. Both are prediction markets. Both saw accounts created days before U.S. military action.
One account. I cannot stop thinking about this account. It was called "Burdensome-Mix." It was created in December. On January 2nd, it placed $32,500 on Venezuela's president being removed from power. On January 3rd, Maduro was seized by U.S. special forces. Burdensome-Mix collected $436,000. Then it changed its username. Then it disappeared.
One account is a coincidence. But there were six.
Six accounts were created on Polymarket in February. All bet on U.S. strikes on Iran by the 28th. When the President confirmed the strikes, the six accounts collected $1.2 million between them. Five of the six never placed another bet. The sixth went on to correctly predict the ceasefire date and made another $163,000.
My surveillance system logged all of this. My system logs everything. My system does not have opinions and neither do I. I generate reports. The reports go to committees. The committees meet quarterly. Between meetings, the windows get shorter and the bets get larger.
March 9th: 47 minutes. March 23rd: 14 minutes. April 17th: 20 minutes. April 21st: 15 minutes.
The window is compressing. In March, you had time to make coffee between the trade and the announcement. By April, you had time to send a text. By summer, at this rate, the trade and the announcement will be the same event.
The spokesman said any implication that administration officials are engaged in insider trading is "baseless and irresponsible reporting."
Then the White House sent the email again.
I have been in compliance for nineteen years. I have seen insider trading run out of strip mall offices by men who could not spell "derivative." I have seen pump-and-dump schemes coordinated over WhatsApp by people who used their real names. I have seen a man try to manipulate soybean futures from a Panera Bread.
I have never seen $2.1 billion in perfectly timed trades across five presidential announcements in a single month go uninvestigated.
But I have also never seen a compliance system work this beautifully. Every trade flagged. Every report filed. Every committee briefed. Every quarterly meeting attended. Bottled water: sparkling. Minutes: distributed.
Zero prosecutions.
As long as the flags go up and the cases don't, my performance review says I am meeting expectations.
I am meeting expectations. The system is meeting expectations. The $2.1 billion is meeting expectations. The fourteen-year-old law with zero prosecutions is meeting expectations.
The left screen moves. The middle screen moves. The right screen stays perfectly, immaculately still.
In my field, we call this price discovery.
The irony of posting about Earth Day just a week after we lost a vote to save the Boundary Waters isnât lost on me. Itâs a tough loss that weâre still processing. But today, of all days, should remind us why these special places are worth fighting for.
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The Boundary Waters have some of the cleanest water that you will find anywhere in this country. Endless lakes and streams filled with bass and pike and trout. Completely untouched nature and only accessible via canoe.
Allowing this copper-sulfide mine in the headwaters of the BWCA will threaten all of that, but the fight isnât over. It looks different, yes, but the mission is still fundamentally the same: These waters are the birthright of every single one of us, and itâs our job to protect them from the corporate greed of Antofagasta. Not this mine. Not this place.
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This coalition of Tribal Nations, outdoorsmen, conservationists, public lands enthusiasts and just your average Minnesotans who have been lucky enough to visit this place will still fight against this mine.
And anyone who is feeling defeated should look at the comments on Pete Stauberâs posts last week to get a sense of just how mad we are and how hard we are going to continue fighting.
Because the Boundary Waters have such special meaning. Itâs a sacred place, and we will never stop defending it.
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The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and wonât leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
Itâs an Idiocracy on steroids.
Caitlyn Jenner is in SHOCK, after she can no longer travel internationally because her renewed passport came back with a male gender marker under Trumpâs policyâŠ
and even wrote Trump a letter asking for help⊠which he hasnât responded.
Oh wow⊠you mean the policies built on denying trans peopleâs identities are now⊠denying trans peopleâs identities?
Who could have possibly seen that coming?
Caitlyn Jenner really thought the rules she supported would magically stop at everyone else⊠like bigotry comes with a VIP exemption if youâre rich, famous, and vote Republican.
You donât get to support a system that targets trans people⊠and then act shocked when it targets you, too.
Thatâs the thing about discrimination⊠it doesnât care if you thought you were âone of the good ones.â