Jaimie

fuck around and find out

[Jaimie @MaryJaim_]

Not my pony, not my ride

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

girl take ur bra off and smoke a joint

[K4ylee🖤🎀 @Fw_k4ylee]

At a weed store you can say, "I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

microdosing heaven by being around women & telling them how beautiful they are

[𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐲💗 @Urfv_shammy]

having a man who is dominant but soft when it comes to u is TOP TIER. Like he's masculine but literally worships the ground u walk on. He gets things done without asking, reassures u randomly, clingy & obsessed with u, talks to u in a gentle tone & brings out ur softest version

[ً @artfuIchaos]

brat gf 🤝 bf who fucks the brat out of her

[carrie @carriethefairyo]

Normalize telling men “that’s a weird thing to say” when they make gross sexual comments at you

[Ina💗 @alicem3x]

8 years ago I gave a guy a bj and afterward he asked me if I finished too.

It has crossed my mind twice a day for nearly a decade.

[valentine @valawakened]

If you were a fish at an aquarium, I’d read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you’d know you were my favorite.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Instead of testing things on animals, test them on rapists.

Like, what would they do, say "no"?

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

I'm a huge fan of “just wanted to see ur face” & “just wanted to hear ur voice” calls.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

My type

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

wine drunk doesn't even make its self known. you just be relaxing then all of sudden you start feeling sexy as f'ck.

[꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ @Softnessa_]

I fucking hate my friends😭

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

🎯

[ً @prinkasusa]

the fact that women could have their nudes leaked and their whole career could potentially be destroyed but men could have a whole ass R@PE ALLEGATION but still be the president of the US... i never wanna hear y'all argue that gender inequality doesn't exist

[Mulanᨳଓ @mulanszn]

sex is great but have you ever been happy for a week straight? me neither. 4 rounds it is.

[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

i don’t have a good grip on life because all the grip went to my pussy

[✧ @cessonmute]

Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. There have been no arrests! Billionaires and powerful men should be held accountable! Trump and the others should be locked up!

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

I hate a "it smell like weed" ass coworker now if I get caught it's gone smell like knuckle sandwich in this btch