I guess my name is..

the drunk philosopher. I’m like average height, mediumshortish. my dreams are all dead & buried. Rts are so unoriginal. heavy sarcasm w/ a dose of depression.

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

RTs are so unoriginal.

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

The glass collection is coming along nicely! Just got this shelf the other day and it already… https://t.co/x46j3XJJDl

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

@kenzzz_privette #dontdeadopeninside

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

I miss Asuma. :/

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

Ya know, the closer you get to something, the harder it is to see. And I’ll never take it for granted.

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

@miss_mac24 Dr. Sues characters IRL

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

@_fooks Yea I got my dick stuck in the sprinkler system too. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Ian “Pompey” Pomfret @TheIanMMA]

@MaryJanes_Man was literally handing out plastic gold coins as a tip last night everywhere we went 😂😂😂

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

@_fooks @chdodd86 Hell yes. Lol

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

@indystar Sign me up!

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

UPDATE!
So far Lilly has really gotten accustomed to living here.
-sleeps through the night.… https://t.co/UH5C5loooZ

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

Mudblood cooters my shit, I love mixed bitches.

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

I’m pretty sure I bit my tongue in my sleep... twice.

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

Anybody got some painkillers and a level 3 helmet for this hangover?

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

@SideBurnSamurai At least I hit my goal lol shit I surpassed it.

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

@SideBurnSamurai Yaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

Tomorrow is my Reddit birthday and nobody gives a hoot.

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

LMAO I JUST FUCKED UP MY WORKS GROUP CHAT TO THE POINT PF WHICH THE MANAGER DISBANDED IT! 😂😂😂.

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

@miss_mac24 @Wade44 @sidney_parrish when you turn the corner too fast and accidentally kick your dog.

[Wade Whitaker @Wade44]

When you got your first infraction for chewing gum in middle school https://t.co/MPadwZCedt

[I guess my name is.. @MaryJanes_Man]

@BAMM1x Charmanders a bitch.