Mary

Tone deaf.

[Mary @MaryJean_]

#mood

[Mary @MaryJean_]

@whoweekly

[Mary @MaryJean_]

@BEN_TRAQ @Linktree_ @realmadrid Brag

[Mary @MaryJean_]

Chord Overstreet liked…. @whoweekly

[Mary @MaryJean_]

Check out Eden Nail Bar. Best of Durham 2020 https://t.co/GCQJSqmAM8

[Mary @MaryJean_]

@IkonPass I’ve had HORRIBLE customer service experiences from you. Please let me know how I can connect with a live person to answer my questions.

[Mary @MaryJean_]

@whoweekly

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Barry Keoghan spent most of his childhood in 13 different foster homes. https://t.co/exDVSlSoJP

[Mary @MaryJean_]

Seems like a case for @whoweekly

[Ryne Bailey @ryanbailey25]

Who? Who? Who?

[Mary @MaryJean_]

To this day, no fit can beat this look with a white, extra long, cap sleeve t shirt on top #perfection

[Mary @MaryJean_]

Me realizing that I’m still trying daily to dress like Tara Reid in Josie and the Pussycats...

[Mary @MaryJean_]

My nephew: Mary, get me some water
Me: I think you’re missing a word
Nephew: PLEASE, do my command

[Mary @MaryJean_]

Where do I send my audition tape to replace Alex Trebek? I’d bring a special flair where I just berate contestants when they give horrible answers. I’ve been doing it to my father for years.

[Mary @MaryJean_]

@__NoWayJose__ It’s an automatic “hard no” from me

[Mary @MaryJean_]

Wow. Thank you, @amazon! I will consider buying multiple hot dog cookers!!

[Big Time Rush @bigtimerush]

It may’ve been 10 years this week but we haven’t forgotten! #TilIForgetYou #10years

[Mary @MaryJean_]

@oliviaoliviahs Gary. Is. In.

[Mary @MaryJean_]

I’d say one of my more questionable traits is that I will always vote on any Instagram poll I see. Even if I barely know the person. I will tell you if I your dinner looks yummy or if you should wear that dress. Always.

[Mary @MaryJean_]

@__NoWayJose__ Done and DONE

[Mary @MaryJean_]

Just removed my closet door and refolded all of my clothes Marie Kondo style at midnight. I. Am. Thriving.

[Mary @MaryJean_]

This is still my taste in music

[Mary @MaryJean_]

Found a mix cd from middle school. It had Blueberry Yum Yum, A Box Full of Sharp Objects, and Karma Chameleon. Who was I??

[Mary @MaryJean_]

2 days after Trump was elected I called my doctor to schedule an appointment for a 5-year IUD. Friends said I was overreacting....