Mary-Kate J

[Julian McKenzie @jkamckenzie]

Patrick Kane will make more over the next two seasons than LeBron James on his two-year deal.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

a country not run by people on the verge of death

[Mary-Kate J @MaryKateJ]

@LostOnTheFringe I’m so sorry - I remember when you first brought Walter to the Depot. What a lovely, derpy life you gave him. I had to do the same at the end of March. It’s a guttural pain unlike any other. Sending you all the hugs, I wish they could live forever. 🫶

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Weston McKennie blasting Ella Langley on the USMNT team bus after the USA's win against Bosnia in the World Cup Round of 32 🇺🇸😂❤️

[Mary-Kate J @MaryKateJ]

@svershbow I take my dogs' collars off at home, but especially if they're crated - heard one horror story and they've been naked ever since!

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

I'm trying to lock in for my serious job, but this country is so funny

[Natasha Korecki @natashakorecki]

In the wake of another fatal shooting in Minneapolis.
AG Pam Bondi sends Gov. Walz a letter today making several asks including:
"Allow DOJ Civil Rights division access to state voter rolls"

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

Republicans want you to simultaneously believe the guy on the left is a hero and the guy on the right is a terrorist.

[Mary-Kate J @MaryKateJ]

@WhatChaosShow Pete wins

[Peter Baugh @Peter_Baugh]

Jonathan Quick on the Kings’ fans appreciation for him when he’s back in LA:

“It was three teams ago, right? Special going back to Vegas, Columbus — the more recent teams. Obviously appreciate the fan support here in LA, while I was here.”

[Josh Raby @JoshRaby]

We protested Obama’s immigration policies all the time. I was there. It was harder to get people to come, or to get media coverage, because he was a Democrat. That sucked. One upside, though, and I really hate to nitpick, is they weren’t shooting us in the fucking head.

[Kendra Middleton @KendraMiddleton]

Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets a PHD 🗣️

[Katy Stech Ferek @KatyStech]

SCOOP: I got a hold of the new House bill that would make members of Congress stop trading stocks.

Lawmakers would have 180 days to sell off their stocks. Those who don't face fines.

Supporters say it's the first realistic shot at a ban in a decade:

https://t.co/70OyDpjm5Y

[Mary-Kate J @MaryKateJ]

@mikegolicjr Macy’s Radley 5-Piece, great price for customizations + even stood the test of time over last few years as a white couch with dogs 🙌

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

Wow he really is an honest to god White Sox fan

[Mary-Kate J @MaryKateJ]

@Buccigross Aho // Leonard #bucciovertimechallenge

[Mary-Kate J @MaryKateJ]

Hartman // Hanifin #bucciovertimechallenge