Mary Kate Roach

Mom & rational human being. If everyone would just be cool for a second, that would be great.

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Any NBA throwback jersey that isn’t paired with its authentic accompanying short-shorts.

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Worst current uniforms in sports. Go.

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@TPUSA Let’s talk about this, ladies

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@SarahHuckabee @TPUSA I hope you and the other women at the summit discuss this:

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@elonmusk You tested it with 8 million? Really? Because when I tried to join at 7:08 central time, there were less than 160,000 listening…

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@atrupar Same. Nothing works.

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@Super70sSports Beautiful

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@Super70sSports “You’re renting, right?”
“Yeah”

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@Super70sSports I have 3rd degree burns on my legs now just from looking at this photo

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@Super70sSports Get after it, Ricky

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@Super70sSports This TimeLife commercial ALWAYS played during Unsolved Mysteries, and 35 years later, the very mention of it still gives my brother nightmares 😆

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@Super70sSports Punks

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@Super70sSports I made the mistake of naming my dog after Prince Rogers Nelson. No man or beast could ever live up to that.

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@Super70sSports Those Astros jerseys might just be my all time MLB favorites

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@Super70sSports I don’t care that he’s a caveman. All I know is that if I’m ever in legal trouble, I want Keyrock to have my back.

[Mary Kate Roach @MaryKateRoach]

@Super70sSports Bushwood Country Club and Culver City Country Club must have a reciprocal agreement in place.

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@Super70sSports If I were to ever have a near death experience, Burt Lancaster would probably be at the top of my list of people I want to resuscitate me…

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@AP She is the worst for no only this, but for so many other things as well…

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@Super70sSports What a bad ass…

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@Super70sSports Laces out!!!

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@Super70sSports “Smells Like Teen Spirit” blew my pre-adolescent mind. I remember to this day exactly where I was the first time I saw this on MTV

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