MaryKate Foust✨

know your worth✌🏼

[Charlie Morgan @_charlmorgan]

Are people becoming more annoying or am I becoming more angry?

[MaryKate Foust✨ @MaryKate_814]

@melllpittman My cough has actually chilled out but I blow my nose like every 30 minutes. Ive been taking like 4x the recommended amount of mist I put up my nose but that’s the only thing that helps. What did we do to deserve this

[MaryKate Foust✨ @MaryKate_814]

@melllpittman Lmao how are we going through the same thing. I can’t taste or smell, which is super annoying when I’m trying to sniff the candles at work. On the second round of antibiotics🙄🙄

[Apple Pay @hardnthePaynt]

I pick up shifts and then get upset when I have to go to work

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

idea: colleges should run on-campus animal shelters where students can check out dogs like library books but for walks and to play. the dogs will have thousands of people who love them (and might adopt them after graduating) plus students are happier. it’s flawless

[Amina @ahahamina]

at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid

[MaryKate Foust✨ @MaryKate_814]

@Amandafahey97 Aka they’re both trash

[MaryKate Foust✨ @MaryKate_814]

It’s amazing how much joy dogs can bring to a person❤️❤️

[MaryKate Foust✨ @MaryKate_814]

Screaming my heart out to Higher by Rihanna can fix any bad mood I’m in

[MaryKate Foust✨ @MaryKate_814]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Tara @tarabaraaa]

Jeez living is so expensive

[MaryKate Foust✨ @MaryKate_814]

Current obsession is @MattMaeson

[tay @ttayzerzz]

i’m PISSED i spent my skinny years thinking i was fat

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

me: i’m so sad and hopeless and directionless

my brains: buy stuff

me: no listen i need a purpose

brain: a purchase?

[lj @laurenljjackson]

Everyone is either engaged, married, or pregnant.. My friends and I, we are usually just drunk.

[MaryKate Foust✨ @MaryKate_814]

I’m way too partial to products with the little “Amazon’s Choice” logo in the corner