Mary Jane Livesay

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

What's vacation without a trip to the ER? #LivesayFarmcation

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

This is cousin Pete the cowboy. Tonite he artificially inseminated 3 cows [picture for reference] #LivesayFarmcation

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

"If we don't leave this restaurant soon I'm gonna need some Imodium." -Uncle #1, while in the nicest restaurant in town. #LivesayFarmcation

[Laura Livesay @laura_livesay]

@MaryLivesay fitting seeing as our ancestors came from Wales as fugitives because we stole all the king's horses and one of his boats.

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

"Ya know, I don't think it's a good idea that we're driving into the flood zone..." -Dad. Have we turned around yet? Nope #LivesayFarmcation

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

"Natural disaster of epic proportion" is what national news is calling the flood in W.V. We're driving straight into this #LivesayFarmcation

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

(2/2) his life insurance. So he escaped and lived as a fugitive in the mountains for a month. #LivesayFarmcation

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

(1/2) We're going to see a cousin who married a Cherokee princess, she then planned his murder so she could get a million dollars from

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

"Hell, I don't know I'd rather go slam my pecker in the door." Uncle #1 is already annoyed and we aren't even there yet #LivesayFarmcation

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

ATTN: I'm announcing my return to Twitter. At least for the next 3 days during my family reunion on the Livesay farm. #LivesayFarmcation

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

@cfriend96 Agh wow bae

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

@cfriend96 Girl, please. You beautiful just the way you are.

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

@cfriend96 For you and you only.

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

@cfriend96 You make me proud.

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

@cfriend96 Me either, fam

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

@cfriend96 Like me? I know this is a subtweet about me, right? Right?

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

@cfriend96 Save them for when I come to Seattle. BFF dates for dayzzzzzz.

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

"Ok, how come you didn't tell me my raffle ticket was stuck to my butt?" -@mollykwaddell
#lifeofaYLleader

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

Apparently Dad is now a hipster when it comes to music. 😳

[Mary Jane Livesay @MaryLivesay]

You know there's a serious issue when you hear your roommate say, "is it too late to call @therealtyrob to come kill a spider?"