Miss Mary Mac

*not dressed in black*

[Miss Mary Mac @MaryMacAnderson]

Girls on Instagram vs Girls in Real Life

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me forgetting i exist while i'm driving

[Baskin-Robbins @BaskinRobbins]

We gotta say we think our uniform is just as good as your other one, Scott. @AntMan

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

idk bout y’all but my new year is starting february, january was trial

[jaiya @jaiyagill]

startup idea - instagram, but it only shows you photos from people you follow and in chronological order

[henry joce @henry_joce]

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Can we please normalize being quiet in the morning. Some of you are just like too loud, excited & happy to start your day. Sometimes we just need some peaceful time and we don’t like noisy people in the morning. Thanks.

[ana @shivlestat]

to me, this was cinema.

[Miss Mary Mac @MaryMacAnderson]

jennifer coolidge >>> everyone else

[Golden Globes @goldenglobes]

SO well-deserved! Congratulations @jencoolidge for WINNING Best Supporting Actress - Television Limited Series/Motion Picture ❤️ #GoldenGlobes

[trash jones @jzux]

some of you guys need rehab for diet coke

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

turkey tastes like it never drank water while alive

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

Hi 911? Yes Eliza is using Rodney’s angelic personality against him

#BachelorInParadise

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Finding out the role of Mr. Schue on Glee was written for Justin Timberlake makes so much sense. Like a puzzle piece in my brain I didn’t know was missing finally found.

[meghan @deloisivete]

My kid just learned “uh oh spaghettios” but he keeps forgetting and is yelling “oh no noodles” instead

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Mommy can’t talk right now she’s liquidating her assets for the Eras Tour

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

you ever killed your own vibe by thinking

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

soft launching waking up by snoozing my alarm 40 times before getting out of bed

[the bitchelorette @Bitchelorette_]

every breakup in paradise: listen it’s been an incredible 14 hours together but someone just shared their quesadilla with me and I’d like to explore that

#bachelorinparadise

[Sean_The_Sheep @sean_the_sheeep]

Me watching Rhaenyra burn down King's Landing season 2:
#Houseofthedragon