Megan Porter

not my bitch, not my problem.
#🇧🇧

[Megan Porter @MaryMegoJane]

don't you. ever. get too. comfortable.

[eliz @eliza___v]

you may be old, but are you this old?

[Megan Porter @MaryMegoJane]

@AmericanAir - a “meal” voucher for $12 is insane… wtf would we buy with that; a drink? 🤦🏾‍♀️

& then recommending me to use the voucher in the @DFWAirport when all stores don’t even accept it is even more blasphemous.

so frustrated & ready to get home 🤬

[Megan Porter @MaryMegoJane]

@DFWAirport - your airport is way too fucking big to keep changing people’s gates around 😡🤬

[Megan Porter @MaryMegoJane]

💀💀💀💀 she meant that & stands on it

[JunKnee Harris @Jay_FnHarris]

I hope she doing well, this was heavy on my heart this morning

[la huncha. @slaykurdae_]

@glacier_heart and told the bully “your mom can’t even protect herself from me, so how she gonna protect you?” my favorite video.

[artavion @socialenemy_]

This is who won btw.

[Megan Porter @MaryMegoJane]

“@PolarBearNL: When you get high for the first time https://t.co/EHatJTMr4j” ayyyyyFUCKINGyooo 💀💀💀😂💀

[Megan Porter @MaryMegoJane]

ikyfl………

[Arcadias @ArcadiasJay]

I remember when KeKe Palmer did this interview about Trey Songz a year or two ago.

[Megan Porter @MaryMegoJane]

💀💀💀💀 still kills me

https://t.co/kps7O5IXnZ

[Megan Porter @MaryMegoJane]

they both down rn

[Racquèl✨✨✨ @shesokenn]

So either Ig and Fb not working or t-mobile service some ass right now

[💋 @_sunnysidee]

I hate last minute shit..

[Devin | Allen @byDVNLLN]

West Baltimore kid now in a HBO doc with Spike Lee Ava DuVernay and more 😭 Had the film crew at Upton Gym on the Ave with all the kids!!!!! I can’t wait for this to drop 💪🏾

[SteelersNationUnite @SteelersUnite]

.@steelers fan for life! 🙌 #FanFriday

[Megan Porter @MaryMegoJane]

kids grow 🤷🏾‍♀️ & then you buy new shit. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Darrin Barnes @DBarnes750]

@DICKS Purchased a pair of shoes on 4/5. My son grew 2" in the last month. Went to @DICKS in Schaumburg to exchange shoe. On 5/27& 5/31 Manager would not allow exchange. Shoe is in excellent condition. Questioned if my reason was valid. Is this how you treat loyal customers??

[Megan Porter @MaryMegoJane]

first of all — why is this an ad 💀🌚
second — you’re trying to exchange nearly 60 days later 🥴🙃 sir, sit tF down 🤦🏾‍♀️😂💀

then not pulling the “loyal customer” card 😩😂💀🤦🏾‍♀️🥴🥴 bruh come on

[Darrin Barnes @DBarnes750]

@DICKS Purchased a pair of shoes on 4/5. My son grew 2" in the last month. Went to @DICKS in Schaumburg to exchange shoe. On 5/27& 5/31 Manager would not allow exchange. Shoe is in excellent condition. Questioned if my reason was valid. Is this how you treat loyal customers??

[De'arra Taylor @dearra]

just because you believe it in your head don’t make it reality

[Vonn @muvasmind]

How come y’all can talk to me about God & religion but I can’t talk to y’all about therapy?