Mary, Mom of Jesus

My pronoun is “Mom”.

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@MindShift2018 Absolutely worth a watch.

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@JoJoFromJerz Undead.

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@theliamnissan Multifunctional confessional? 😳

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@CarissasNewLife When I got divorced, I didn’t want to keep my married name, and I couldn’t even imagine taking my maiden name back.

Solution?

I took the last name of my favorite teacher!

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@bunsenbernerbmd Hagrid

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@vanni9283 I have returned to Twitter after taking a break for a while, and I have heard your prayer. 💛

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@HorrorAwaits Good books are far better than most of the people in high school.

College was SO much better!

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@catechismcliche I’ll miss you, but I’m looking at Mastodon and Discord.

My feed has been completely ruined.

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@DefendTheSheep Hubby 2.0 is a major upgrade from version 1.0.

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@exfundiediary If you want, I’ll dm you.

Soup is a great way to stretch your food budget - especially if your siblings are living with you.

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@UnvirtuousAbbey Nazgûl being sexy. 😂

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@ReeInspired I’m so grateful I know how to parallel park. 😂

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@exfundiediary I’ll give you detailed instructions (not recipes really) on how to make amazing pots of soup. 🍲

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@liamsadams I’m having flashbacks to working on the Y2K project at a mutual fund company. 😱

Every line of code referring to a date had to be edited - and we were all praying that every other financial institution and airline was doing the same.

It’s truly amazing how smooth it went.

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@DefendTheSheep I was in an emotionally abusive marriage from 2004-2018. I had gotten really good therapy towards the end with a licensed mental health counselor, and it made a huge difference.

I got remarried this past July to an incredibly kind man who absolutely adores me. 🥰

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@exfundiediary The ability to block people is a blessing.

If only there was a “block button” in real life. 😬

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@aprilfiet What server are you on?

Seriously. I need to set up a Mastodon account.

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@CNNAfrica @LarryMadowo @LarryMadowo I saw your article on Joseph Singiringabo, and I would like to know if there is a way for me to help him.

If you would kindly DM me, it would be appreciated. - M.

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@adamundefined Butter tarts.

I’ve heard they’re amazing!

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@msmiih @punished_cait 😳