Marypalooza

Small business owner, baker, mom, improv performer, stuff doer, junk shopper, fun peep.

[Marypalooza @MaryPaulusma]

Dear @BenFolds - neither of us knew we spent at least 1,024 minutes together this year through the magic of internet music. Did we need to know? Probably not, but here we are. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/QIX1zrfrYO

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@Spotify This is a rock and roll version of the Nutcracker. Is someone there having a good time? 😂

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@bushhag Losing a pet is so heartbreaking. Big hugs to you both. ❤️❤️

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@CMVorra Business card. I used to use a ticket for a free round of mini golf.

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Co-presenting a session at @RGD's #CreativeDirections conference on Monday. See ya there, designerds!

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Come see this cast of quirks in @CambrianPlayers latest production! March 2-5 and 9-12. Can't wait!

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I'm back on Twitter thanks to having a chuckle when a castmate in a play called it "Twatter". So that's ... a thing. Hi!

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@bushhag I think about it pretty much every time I hear the song, hahaha. Just don't ask me what I had for dinner last night. :)

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@bushhag I remember loaning you the CD so you could practice along with the Beatles! <3

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@bushhag Bryan told me about this post and I am so excited to see the result! <3 I think in the past two years I've been on Twitter twice, both times the day before your birthday, because Bryan tells me about your cake adventures.

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@chookvibesonly Hahaha! I have an ultrasound on Friday morning, but if you're willing to work around that I can make it happen! ;)

Of course I also don't discourage making your own cake, but let me know if you need a cake hook up.

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@chookvibesonly If your fave is white cake, just throw in a cup or so of sprinkles! Bam, funfetti. :)

Alternately, do a fun yummy filling like lemon curd, mousse, custard.... endless yummy possibilities.

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The line in question – "I told them of your expertise and got you the job!" (Narf optional, but preferred).

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@yakkopinky For my bday, I received a lovely Cameo vid about being part of community theatre! Thank you!❤️Gotta say, I played Yorick's wife in a wacky take on Hamlet; she had a ridonkulous Cockney accent. I nearly NARF'ed on stage after a Pinky-esque line. One of my fave moments!

[Jesse Nowack @Nowacking]

*opening a can of tuna*
Cat: Oh my GOD
Me: No-
Cat: SECOND dinner??
Me: No, this is m-
*taps me with her paw*
Cat: Father you have provided SeA MEaT
Me: Please stop
*jumps up on the counter*
Me: Jesus christ
Cat: I am BLESSED dad holy fUCK
Me: Please don't-
Cat: MEEOOOOOOOOOO

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@abigfathen Yeahhh carrot cake! Yum yum yum! Now you just need to grow some cream cheese frosting.

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Thankful for family to bake for. <3

My entry for the #TenderflakeShowdown – Team Pumpkin!

A crisp Tenderflake crust with a creamy smooth pumpkin filling. I love pumpkin pie because it's one of few pies you can… https://t.co/ShjtGPJ4jQ

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Category is: things I didn't know I needed until this morning.

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How I know I married the right man:

Me: *crafting*

Him: Don't you need to put more glitter on it?

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@jerryalexius Just read this article; went to send it to my husband (who is currently waiting on his .com) and got a 404 page. Has it been removed?