Mary Pugh

A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.

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If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

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Always be yourself. Unless you can be Ironman.. Then be Ironman.

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It's amazing how irritating people can be in 140 characters or less.

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I'm NOBODYS second choice, you either choose me OR you lose me.

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There was always that one little wanker who held the parcel too long when passing it around the circle.

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my mum: you can't stay online forever me: is that a challenge.

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Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Retweet if you did.

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You hold the door open for one person and the 20 people behind them.

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who else dies a little when they see an old person sitting alone in a restaurant. 27,

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I threw a bitch in the well, don t ask me I ll never tell. I looked away as she fell, dumb hoe was in my way.

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You know what I love about family get togethers? The part where everyone goes home.

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Sluts make whoreable friends.

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"Why didn't you reply to my text?" "Dude! How am I supposed to reply to LOL?"

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It all comes down to the last person you think of at night. That's where your heart is.

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We can talk to astronauts in space, but we can't get phone reception in basements.

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That annoying moment when you're doing something on your phone and someone ides to call and fuck it all up.

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Putting your hand on your hip for a picture because you're a great teapot.

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Parents Say "It's My House" But When Time To Clean "Its Your House Too".

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I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.