Mary Berry

This account is a Parody/Fictional/Satire and has no afiliation with Mary Berry or Great British Bake Off #GBBO.

[Nigella @sluttynigella]

On this dreadfully windy day my nipples are on their own #alert I may warm them up by drizzling warm custard down my blouse.
#BorisJohnson #UKlockdown #sluttynigella #nigellalawson

[Mary Berry @MaryRBerry]

@maud3891 @Roddas_Cream Flatter than my tits.

[Oh No Babes! @ohnobabes_]

It went a little like this babes....
#UKlockdown #BorisHasFailed #BorisJohnson

[Mary Berry @MaryRBerry]

That Bishop took longer than a slow cooked casserole! I’ve had steaks age quicker. #RoyalWedding

[Mary Berry @MaryRBerry]

I’m on the edge of my Stannah stairlift #ImACeleb

[Mary Berry @MaryRBerry]

Delia is over.....she’s making something with crystallised ginger. Yawn.

[Mary Berry @MaryRBerry]

Either way, i'll slut drop for a jam one. https://t.co/fHNqsLMQZc

[Mary Berry @MaryRBerry]

👇🏼 🍰 https://t.co/W4Fksbtzh7

[Naomi Jones @Naomi1965]

You need to have read Donald trump's tweet for this to be funny https://t.co/WNObp15uJY

[Mary Berry @MaryRBerry]

Why would Nigella insult me by calling me an "OAP", when I would NEVER call her "a slutty, cream-addicted egg bashing meat muncher"? Oh well, I try so hard to be her friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

[Mary Berry @MaryRBerry]

Before #uber disappears out of London. Enter my code ‘Slutdrop’ to get a free ride. Nigella will be driving.

[Mary Berry @MaryRBerry]

Currently knee deep in a vat of whipped cream with Delia. It's her turn to find that missing raspberry. #GBBO

[Mary Berry @MaryRBerry]

Great British.....bugger off. #GBBO

[Mary Berry @MaryRBerry]

Cheers babes. https://t.co/Mwq00mzpMJ

[Mary Berry @MaryRBerry]

Floury baps.

[Mary Berry @MaryRBerry]

Brexit, Trump as President, GBBO on C4. Im done.

[Mary Berry @MaryRBerry]

I wonder how much self raising flour I can buy with my Job Seeker's Allowance #MaryBerry #GBBO #iQuit

[Mary Berry @MaryRBerry]

Mel & Sue stepping down from #GBBO this time nxt year it'll just be my false teeth, Paul's dough balls & a couple of castoffs from Emmerdale

[Mary Berry @MaryRBerry]

My sentiments exactly.

[Mary Berry @MaryRBerry]

#GBBO moving to Channel 4..... That's like Harrods relocating to Asda.