dirt boy

slender man in a belly shirt they/them

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

Quick reminder that I’m the only Mary that’s ever lived, all the others are myths and imposters

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

@chillextremist A man sucking a cock is a good boy

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

Bed Bath & Beyond The Grave

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

@glitterxgoblin Gotta keep my boy freaky and tough 🛑✋🏻😡😤

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

Everything can be fixed with a little bucket or a basket

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

Fav perk of working in a salon is I never have to wash my own hair again

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

Everything she does is remarkable

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

My constant urge to point out everything my cat does

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

“Do you have any thoughts on dinner?”
“I haven’t had thoughts like that in months”

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

Round two of a twelve year old reading my tarot and absolutely crying my eyes out

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

I’m so scared of shitting myself in my rental car

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

My favorite thing about beauty school is girls :-)

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

Except pay for it of course

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

I would do unspeakable things for a dishwasher

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

People can’t stand it when I don’t pop my pimples

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

Eating pickled red onions is my spiritual practice

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

Being mysterious… isn’t cute

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

Brain too loud

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

As hard as I try to costume myself as a tough, unapproachable douche bag, I still can’t help but be read as therapist mommy figure

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

@pghkristin I’ll be there !!!

[dirt boy @MaryTerrett]

Loving reminder to everyone I know that I do hair and I would love to do yours, hmu hotties