Mary Tyler the Most

English teacher, go-go boot enthusiast, and mom. Looking to fill that void of snarky parents making sarcastic jokes about being parents.

[Mary Tyler the Most @MaryTylerMost]

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[Mary Tyler the Most @MaryTylerMost]

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[Mary Tyler the Most @MaryTylerMost]

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[Mary Tyler the Most @MaryTylerMost]

#smno #brosis #candid

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#smno #brosis #candid

[Mary Tyler the Most @MaryTylerMost]

Busy mom tip: put your baby in an empty bathtub and he'll be like "WTF am I doing here?" while you do your hair.

[Mary Tyler the Most @MaryTylerMost]

I think Clifford is just an allegory for all that can go wrong when you give in and get your kid a puppy.

[Mary Tyler the Most @MaryTylerMost]

Should have downloaded pokemon so I get more out of this walk at the lake than just exercise and time with my kid.

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#HipsterBaby would like to know if you have a moment to talk about Mod. https://t.co/9cS3nFxswZ

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H describing a firework: "That looks like broccoli!" I have no idea how he knows what broccoli looks like. Probably saw it on a cartoon.

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#pooryonny

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How long do we have before everyone who calls pants "slacks" is dead? 10 years? 20?

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Hipster Baby does not appreciate your suggestion that ironic mustaches have gone mainstream. https://t.co/yGlKXsKUNF

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Just made a pie with strawberries from my own garden. I think this means I now have to send H to a Montessori school.

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Follow us and RT this post to enter our giveaway! #jetpensgiveaway Full rules: https://t.co/VpTn3o44My

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H has requested a new contract rider specifying that A may not look at him.

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Started night job scoring test essays. No longer need to wonder what purgatory will be like.

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Asked H to go get a "soft toy" for A and he came back with this sock.

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Congrats, MotoGP for breaking my 30+ year streak of not caring about sports. #CatalanGP

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Sometimes buying something is cheaper than DIY. Such as Cabbage Patch Kid dolls. https://t.co/iwkOAstpxv

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Pinterest: ensuring I always aim just a little too high.