Mary Keyton

Acting Darling, acting.

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If I had to choose someone to narrate my life, I’d choose that guy at the end of medicine commercials who lists off the side effects.

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You know when you get hit in the face with a dodgeball at school...that’s what a Lacroix taste like. #lacroixfacts

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Possible Tender bio:
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I’d best describe myself as “something you’d make if you didn’t read the instructions manual”.

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TikTok is currently going through a Hunger Games trend, and personally I love seeing how random strangers would deal with the games. #OGfan #HungerGames

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Day 5 of quarantine:

Still waiting for the phantom. Hope he hasn’t contracted the virus, but at this point I’m desperate. #coronavirus #pastthepointofnoreturn

[GABRIEL @gabrielzamora]

I hate/love the internet 🤣🤣�

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@Gatorbait712 When I find out my college GPA is over 2.0

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@TheKalenAllen This my friends is a concussion waiting to happen.
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(Note: just a joke cause these are some talented ladies!)

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@janerichsen Why do these contraptions look like something that would be used in the movie “Saw”???

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@NathanBrimmer Chucky🔪

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There’s nothing more terrifying and stressful than driving in your car and realizing there is a bug in there with you. #nothankyou

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I like soggy cereal. There I said it. #allbymyself

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@AmeliaHogg 😂😂😂😂😂I’m dead! Literally loving these Area 51 memes

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I find it fitting how Shawn Mendes’ song “Mercy” came on while I was doing the last lap of my run🙏🏻

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@TheWalkingDead The real magic is in this woman’s face😂👌

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@Annamaria__17 @wtmurdock Anna my dear lad, I think you’re on to something.

[Naz 🌹 #FreePalestine🇵🇸 @formula_naz]

Y'all are lucky my girl Harper isn't there. She would stunt on all of y'all #MetGala

[Mary Keyton @Mary_E_Keyton]

It’s times like when a YouTube add says you can skip it and then proceeds to give you ANOTHER add that you realize your life is just
one. big. joke.

[Mary Keyton @Mary_E_Keyton]

NOTHING beats the relationship between an actor and the audience.
#entertainment #theatre #film