Mary Labas

Devilish good looks. Pretty savy with those gosh darned mobile phoning devices. Emotional about chicken nuggets.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Never tweet. https://t.co/DKvAhbDWqe

[Mary Labas @Mary_Labas]

@Jellyman15 I just had dinosaur nuggets 🐣

[Mary Labas @Mary_Labas]

Driving through New Haven on I-95 South is one of the worst things that's ever happened to me.

[Mary Labas @Mary_Labas]

There's a Chinese food place in new haven that plays lion king songs. Scatter my ashes here.

[Mary Labas @Mary_Labas]

Took a 3 hour nap in my car outside a marine base this morning. Don't make it weird.

[Not Real Donald Trump @RealDonalDrumpf]

I am delighted to accept the endorsement of Chris Christie in exchange for my pledge to give @marcorubio a wedgie at the next #GOPDebate

[Mary Labas @Mary_Labas]

@jessygunn

[Mary Labas @Mary_Labas]

@jessygunn Google birds with arms

[Mary Labas @Mary_Labas]

"I was emo for a Catholic school girl" @brivivo

[Mary Labas @Mary_Labas]

@mads13flannery Samesies let's cuddle

[Mary Labas @Mary_Labas]

Here's a little fab for your back to school sadness

[Mary Labas @Mary_Labas]

On the phone with dad talking about Donald Trump who he keeps referring to as "infected ass"

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

"A student in bed will remain in bed until acted upon by a large enough panic" - Newton's lesser known fourth law

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Watching the #SOTU. President Obama is a brilliant man. I'm grateful to him for an amazing 8 years.

[Diet Coke @DietCoke]

To love me is to love my #DietCoke.

[Robin Wood @robonthestreet]

I hate sleeping so much that if my future children ever say "but Mommy I don't wanna go to bed" I'll respond good neither do I pick a movie