maryam

[#1 DR. EVIL FAN @EgyptCEO]

WORLD CUP SO SINISTER AND NEFARIOUS IT HAS EGYPTIANS ROOTING FOR THEIR OCCUPIERS OF SEVENTY YEARS

[𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐦 ✩ @cryindivaa]

having kahk koshary & ringa today

[angelalala @angela_mnlgt]

How could they demolish my high school without asking me first

[katie @katefeetie]

if I were a british cop I would say "wots all this then" so freaking much

[Daniel @dadogeking]

You might be thinking "its so over" but the sun will rise tomorrow and youll be like "were so back"

[trash jones @jzux]

sorry i can’t come out tonight the sun’s setting at 5

[Arwen @heavenleybody]

Edgar Allen Poe in 1845

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

King arrives on a winged elephant wearing a cape of ostrich feathers, followed by a thousand knights in silk robes.
English royal commentator: you must admire the understated elegance of this

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

(Coach.)

[Tim Mitchell 🇪🇺 @UndeadMedic]

How it’s possible for anyone in the country to *not* have this reaction to the words “Boris Johnson” is beyond me.

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

A Christmas Tory 🎅🏻💊🧀🍷
One to play at the next party...
#Boris #PlanB #AllegraStratton

(P.S. My debut series out here: https://t.co/NZ6K4WN23O)

[maryam @Maryam_wbu]

@FuschiaZibala Happy birthday, guys!! Miss you both💓💓

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

Let's acknowledge that this is the year of Egyptian digger operators

[maryam @Maryam_wbu]

@Skylessness mabrooooook💓💓💓💓💓💓

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

my elderly Egyptian Uber driver happily informed me that he “supports the gays now” because he lives with a lesbian couple and “the husband lesbian is a better husband than I was”, happy pride everyone