Aidan Beach

You know what it is

[Aidan Beach @Maryb143]

Living in a city where the Denny’s bathroom is nicer than my house

[PK Creedon @PK514]

‘What a week’ - Me on Tuesday at 7am

[Ade @AdeOmada]

You’re not rich like Kylie, everybody stay on your contraception

[Alexis Ren @AlexisRen]

I used to think people my age were adults haha oh

[Surviving Cluster Headaches @ClusterWarrior]

Rodney Mullen, 1984 https://t.co/UUmipRuGis

[Rude @badmoodrude]

Every time I'm in the shower my dog stares at me, worried, and he must assume I'm upset in here (because he hates baths) so he thinks if he drops his toy in that I'll feel better

[𝕏 @Trekles]

"How much do you overthink"

Me: https://t.co/Ht2j0EZBp9

[••Teej•• @TJKilbride]

A guy in my office is shaking his protein shake and this woman poked her head around the corner and said “do I hear margaritasssss?”... no Janet, it’s 10 am.